(Original post by TomDixie)
Liverpool. Here is a short list of some of my reasons.
Their cult-ish fanbase. RAWK Forum is like a Nazi Youth Camp - A positive from this past season has been the general realisation amongst football fans across the country that they're a gang of whoppers.
The way anyone associated with Liverpool say "Liverpool Football Club" on the TV or Radio. Liverpool Football Club, Liverpool Football Club, Liverpool Football Club.
Their sheer hypocrisy - "bitter this", "bitter that". No, we're not bitter, we just hate you as we're from the same city. Bitterness is hating a team like Manchester United simply because they knocked you off your perch.
Their tourist fans. I can't go anywhere in the World without seeing them. I went to Sri Lanka a few years back, stopped over in Qatar on the way. In the airport I saw Chinese people wearing Liverpool fans and utterly despaired. Chinese people, in the Middle East, wearing tops supporting a team from Liverpool, England. The mind boggles.
Their armchair fans. No, you don't count. Your opinion does not matter.
Their delusion. No, you gang of whoppers, Mourinho isn't going to manage you.
Their utter "we're not English, we're scouse" rubbish. No, the vast majority of you aren't even European.
The myth that Anfield has a great atmosphere, pedalled by their cult-like fanbase and the media, as it sells. No, it's bloody awful, I've been to Anfield more times than most of you.
You'll Never Walk Alone. How the cameras slowly pan over the kop, mics turned up, as - hardcore scouse fans aside - thousands upon thousands of daytrippers sing the one or two lines they actually know. Trust me when I say the hardcore would rather walk without the tourists.
How so many of them sign off anything they write with YNWA - like it's relevant or makes any sense.