[the bear]

See the baby mackerel
How they tingle !!
And mingle as they linger
Whereabouts are the limpets ?
Critics say that not enough is
A spokesman for the
Doubts have been
Now children raise your
Arms like trees and follow
The music round and round
That's splendid and Stop
Perhaps we shall never know
The true extent of the iceberg
Of which this is the tipple
It is a chill wind which has
No sillifer lining she said
Anyway we won't be here
To see it why not says i
Because that is when we
Are going to the pitchers
Norway Jose i replimented
But yew prom mist she said
We can go to the sinenema
Anyoldday i ejaculated but
This is the Jew Billy is it not ?
O she says i thought it was
The Lunnun O' Limpets
I am so silly yes i agreed
You are a silly moo no i'm
Not she says you are bang
Out of ordure saying vat
If you are not carefool i
Will go off with Dave who
Has that car pit shop he
Fancies me something
Rattan well lucky you
I spokeforth go and let
Him have his way with
You you ungrateful trolp
Right i'm going she says
And leave it to simmer
For ooh twenty minutes
Until the fur is nice and loose
Pukka !!

[sammy-lou]

And serve warm, immediately?

[the bear]

(Original post by sammy-lou)
And serve warm, immediately?

It will keep for several weeks in the icehouse

[sammy-lou]

(Original post by the bear)
It will keep for several weeks in the icehouse

my icehouse is on the blink again. refrigeration?

[the bear]

(Original post by sammy-lou)
my icehouse is on the blink again. refrigeration?

Hi Sammy
I was pleased with your choice of book on the other thread...i was wondering if you have read any Tom Robbins ? If not you might enjoy him...
Also i have been reading all of your poems but felt unable to comment on them due to their very personal nature.



PS i wish you a merry Transit of Venus

[philistine]

I can't figure out whether I'm dreaming, or that this thread is actually... err, happening.

Somebody slap me with a spoon.

[sammy-lou]

(Original post by the bear)
Hi Sammy
I was pleased with your choice of book on the other thread...i was wondering if you have read any Tom Robbins ? If not you might enjoy him...
Also i have been reading all of your poems but felt unable to comment on them due to their very personal nature.



PS i wish you a merry Transit of Venus

Hey Bear,

No I haven't, is there any book you would recommend particularly?

Oh that's quite alright; thank you for continuing to read them!

And Merry Transit of Venus to you too. Hope you celebrate in extraterrestrial style!

[sammy-lou]

(Original post by philistine)
I can't figure out whether I'm dreaming, or that this thread is actually... err, happening.

Somebody slap me with a spoon.

Ah. Is anything ever really happening, my friend?

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[the bear]

(Original post by philistine)
I can't figure out whether I'm dreaming, or that this thread is actually... err, happening.

Somebody slap me with a spoon.

it's just a glitch in your limbic system

[the bear]

(Original post by sammy-lou)
Hey Bear,

No I haven't, is there any book you would recommend particularly?

Oh that's quite alright; thank you for continuing to read them!

And Merry Transit of Venus to you too. Hope you celebrate in extraterrestrial style!

i have read 5 of his books... enjoyed especially Jitterbug Perfume & Still Life with Woodpecker...

When you have finished him then Douglas Coupland would be a natural follow-on

[sammy-lou]

(Original post by the bear)
i have read 5 of his books... enjoyed especially Jitterbug Perfume & Still Life with Woodpecker...

When you have finished him then Douglas Coupland would be a natural follow-on

Thanks, I'll certainly have a go at both!