Cheesy Chat-up Lines
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Cheesy Chat-up LinesSo I was on the bus earlier and these kids were saying the cheesiest chat up lines they could think of and everyone on the bus was laughing at them.
The ones I remember were the generic ones, e.g:
- Is love deep? cause I'm about to fall in it.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
- How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice...
So have you got any funny chat-up lines?
Or have you ever tried to use one and how did it work out? 
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Or how abt(Original post by willbee)
So I was on the bus earlier and these kids were saying the cheesiest chat up lines they could think of and everyone on the bus was laughing at them.
The ones I remember were the generic ones, e.g:
- Is love deep? cause I'm about to fall in it.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
- How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice...
So have you got any funny chat-up lines? Or have you ever tried to use one and how did it work out?
Baby you are my sin(pi/2)
May I be your tangent so I can touch your curve
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Angus?(Original post by TimHuak)
I will clean your pipes until they leak
I will fuk you
I will fist you
I will cum deep in your angus
I will make you pregnant
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Re: Cheesy Chat-up LinesI think you slightly missed the point...(Original post by TimHuak)
I will clean your pipes until they leak
I will fuk you
I will fist you
I will cum deep in your angus
I will make you pregnant
Or have you ever tried to use one and how did it work out? 
