[fleesaurus]

I was trying to do leg lifts with a watermelon in between my legs. Was planning on using ankle weights but don't want to spend money on that. Besides, after my workout I can eat the watermelon.

I started off doing half leg lifts, and when I got the hang of it, I attempted to do a proper leg lift... and that's when the watermelon decided to roll off my legs and land on my face. I was knocked out for 2hrs 35 minutes. Got a bruised nose and left eye. Don't think I've broken anything but I'm still wobbling about.

[ConnorB]

...What?

[najinaji]

Had a slightly different image in mind, looking at the thread title...

[Bill_Gates]

they should really have a warning on those watermelons.

[WaNaBe]

Quality!

[Farhan.Hanif93]

Thanks for sharing.

[eugenius 8]

lol

title made me think of this

[subjectman10]

get proper dumbells...

[cpdavis]

I feel quite bad laughing

I would probably compress ice on the bruise and then take it easy!

[fleesaurus]

(Original post by eugenius 8)
lol

title made me think of this

Wasn't serious as in that video. The watermelon's punctured, but didn't um get incinerated like that. Is she... y'know, still alive? If anyone's tried punching a watermelon, you'd understand how hard the surface is on soft tissue like the face. Chances of that woman in the video still being alive isn't high when you look at what's left of that watermelon...

[fleesaurus]

(Original post by cpdavis)
I feel quite bad laughing

I would probably compress ice on the bruise and then take it easy!

Don't have ice so I boiled an egg and using it to massage my bruises now.

[sammy-lou]

What a waste of a watermelon!

[fleesaurus]

(Original post by nickss)
Did you eat it?

It's not that I'm a vengeful person; I did get hungry and a bit thirsty after getting back up. The watermelon's already cracked open, right beside me teasing me to pick it up and eat it. Couldn't resist the temptation so I ate it.

Is the egg safe to eat after using it to massage my bruises?

[The Troll Toll]

(Original post by fleesaurus)
Don't have ice so I boiled an egg and using it to massage my bruises now.

Boiled eggs are almost exactly like ice so you should be alright. The egg is safe to eat but I would recommend painting it green and using it for luck instead.

[Princessofhistory]

is the same water melon that sexually harassed me pm me plz

[DanLorenzo]

I hope that wasn't in the gym. Although that would have been some funny ****. Especially if they just left you there K.O'd for 2 1/2 hours.

[xoxAngel_Kxox]

Oh wat-a-melon you've made of yourself!

[manchesterunited15]

lol.

[Barua-Darfur]

Nice try. Watermelon - black people? I know what your trying to say. You substituting watermelon for black man if anything..