[je t'aime]

Ross: LET HER OFF THE PLANE! LET HER OFF THE PLANE! Did she get off the plane?!

Rachel: I got off the plane! <3


I miss Friends on E4

[Joey Tribbiani]

Aaaah i remember Joey coming on, not as good as friends.

[Joey Tribbiani]

What's your favourite Friends Episode?

[Funtry]

Ross - "Hey, just to say, I happen to like 8 year old boy's"

[+ polarity -]

[Keese]

Can't remember which episode, but after Monica and Richard break up and she's wanting to have a baby through sperm donar, Joey is surprised to hear his little swimmers are still available;

''Nobody wants my product!''

[TomDixie]

When Emma is trapped in the apartment and Rachel asks Ross to knock down the door.

Rachel: "Is the Window open? Because if the window is open a bird could fly in there.."

Ross: "Oh my God, I think you're right, I think.. you know what, listen, listen, a pigeon.. no, no wait, no, no, an Eagle flew in, landed on the stove and caught fire! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty birds aid. The Eagle however misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talon. Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!"

[joefoxon]

Girls Chandler could never get?

SUPERMODELS!

WHERE!?

Something to do with transponding.

Transponster!

THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!

Oh come on, any one of us could have tripped over that girl's jump rope!

Friends is class!

[popnit]

Love the one with the halloween party too..and chandler and ross have an arm wrestle..and in the middle of it monica says 'oh god, chandler's doing his sex face!'

[emilie18]

(Original post by riotgrrl)
"A pigeon, no, no, wait, an EAGLE flew in, landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, leaps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The bird however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in it's talons. Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water. The bird and baby, still ablaze, are caught in a death trap, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!!!"

You beat me to it! I couldn't ever pick a favourite, they are all so funny, but this one always makes me laugh so much

[Pinkool14]

WOw...where to start!.....

Ross: you kissed rachel but thats the first time i kissed rachel to she was under some coats on my bed
Chandler: I left rachel on my bed not your bed so who did you kiss.
Monica: i was on your bed ross oh my god.
Ross: wait you were under those coats on my bed
Monica: i was those coats

Ross- you were my first kiss with Rachel?
Monica- You were my first kiss EVER?

Ross- you threw my sandwhich away? MY SANDWHICH?

Joey- PAPER...SNOW....A GHOST!

Pivot!....Pivot!....Pivot!.....P IVOT!

Rachel - Oh! He's a, a transpon...transponster!
Monica - That's not even a word!

Phoebe: There's something wrong with the left phalange!!
Rachel: Oh really?There's something wrong with the plane?
Man on Plane:What's wrong with the plane?
Rachel: Oh.. nothing.. my friend Phoebe just said somethings wrong with the left phalange.. she's not normally right..
Man on Plane: But she sometimes is?
Rachel: Well.. sometimes i suppose..
Man on plane: Well! im not getting on this plane if somethings wrong with it!
Woman on plane: Whats wrong with the plane?
Man on Plane: Her friend, just said, theres something wrong, with the left phalange!
Air hostess: Sir, there is no phalange.
Man on plane: OMG this plane doesn't even HAVE a PHALANGE!

UNAGI!

......and soooo sooooo much more!

I L O V E FRIENDS

[Guygp]

totally forgot this one, but it's so funny whenever i watch it

[Ra Ra Ra]

[Smuke]

The one with the pediatrician:

Ross: Hey! I seem to remember someone taking their blanket to college!
Chandler: That wasn't a blanket, that was a wall-hanging.
Ross:IT DIDNT SPEND MUCH TIME ON THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[popnit]

Monica: I'm Rachel. I love Ross. I hate Ross. I love Ross. I hate Ross.
Rachel: I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there.
HAHAHA!

[spike1707]

Your middle name is MURIEL?
Boy, your parents never even have you a chance...


This was posted from The Student Room's iPhone/iPad

[about_my_bow]

Joey: "i'm chandler, MLAAAARRRRRRRRR!"

[Em_Huong]

I have so many, I try to drop some in everyday conversations/situations and love it when my friends know that it's from Friends XD

Monica: "If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!"
Chandler: "You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance"
Joey: "You're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!"
Phoebe: "That's it? 'We were on a break.' 'No we weren't.' What happened to you two?"
Joey: "I want both! I want girls on bread!"

[LettersFromTheSky]

Chandler thinking to himself:
Gum would be perfection- What the hell? I could've said gum'd be nice or I'll have a stick but, no no no, for ME gum would be PERFECTION. I loathe myself.

[jenny7]

(Original post by her17)
HE'S HER LOBSTER!

(Phoebe, talking about Ross and Rachel)

effing love Phoebe, she has all the best lines

Love Phoebe. She always tells the truth.