[aja89]

PIVOT.

[MayC]

'I can handle this, "handle" is my middle name. Actually "handle" is the middle of my first name. Pretty clever :P Love chandler

[Illmatic94]

THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HMsIdB7p9Y

[InsideMyBrain]

Joey: We don't know how long we're going to be in here, we might need to repopulate the earth.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

[popnit]

Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.
Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one time thing. I was very drunk and it was somebody else's subconscious.

Chandler is so funny!

[bailey6]

Joey filling in a hospital form for Ross: "occupation? Dinosaurs..."


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[JordanS94]

Season 8 episode 22
Ross: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil!

This quote gets me every time :')

[syrettd]

Chandler about not crying at Bambi: "Yes, I was very upset when the guy stopped drawing the deer!"

David: But If I ever come back from Minsk, you better watch out.
Mike: Well if I ever go Minsk, YOU better watch out.
David: Oh, YOU'RE going to Minsk?
Mike: Well I might.
David: Well if you do, come in the spring. It's lovely then.

Phoebe: Look, Suzie...can I call you Suzie?
Precious: But my name is Precious.
Phoebe: Yeah, I can't call you that.

[deedee123]

Rachel: i guess she wasn't brought to him by cupid then.
Phoebe: Nope, just a regular old flying dwarf..

LOL!

[coopsyy]

Do I dare say it...? :P

"We were on a break!"

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[popnit]

Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Monica: Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? "Help! Come quick, they're still extinct!"

Saw this episode today haha! This always cracks me up

[*Corinna*]

(Original post by popnit)
i like 'pivot, pivotttt, pppiivvvottt!!'

omg. Best scene ever.

[popnit]

(Original post by *Corinna*)
omg. Best scene ever.

Indeed! I always have to rewind and watch it more than once haha

[ummm]

Joey (watching old videos of Monica): Some girl ate Monica!!!
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds.
Chandler: so how many cameras are actually on you?

[quaveralien]

Coo.. Don't hurt the pretty lady

[Deziah]

Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

Season 5, episode 5.