[marky--mark]

We put our headteacher on eBay. We got £17.84 for him, plus £40.00 P&P.

We also clingfilmed several cars, physically lifted and carried one car from the top car park to the bottom car park (It was a SmartCar so really light), set up a bowling alley down one of the corridors and superglued the pins down so it took them ages to shift them, and carried out several SAS style "raids" into classrooms using home-made smoke bombs and toy MP5s, to kidnap one random year 7 and leave them tied up on the field.

All this while quite drunk. One hell of a day, really.

[Y333EEE]

Also, we have a grumpy IT administrator to annoy

[lilGem]

There's a pub 2 seconds away from college- everyone got insanely drunk :') that's about the only thing, last year we stormed the LRC as part of the fees protest that's about it

[littlemissmidget123]

(Original post by Hearty_Beast)
Not one I've tried, but always wanted to:

Release 3 pigs marked 1, 2, and 4 into the school.
Laugh as they search for 'number 3'





Why the negs?!

they did that at our school a few years back was funny!.. i think they were sheep actually but same idea!

apparently you need to take a cow up some stairs as it cant get back down them and is thus stuck!!

foam is always a good one

creating one of those mazes with loads of pieces of string is a good one too

were not allowed ot do pranks though :/ the head even employs people with dogs to stop us.. but in return we got paintballing, leavers hoodies and yearbooks free!

weve had out last day though just exams and leavers day left!

[pongalo]

vaseline on the door handles as opposed to syrup-classic

we also poured loads of liquid soap (tesco 19p stuff but quite big bottles) in the toilets and flushed them all

the typical shaving foam/water gun fights in the common room which get slightly out of control

[Y333EEE]

Brilliant ideas guys , but has anyone got any ideas to annoy the it administrator?

[M4LLY]

Buy some white liquid soap and put a bit of it on each of the door handles in the boys toilets, when people put there hand in it they'll think its 'something else'

[lyle17120]

If you want to annoy IT person put a virus on the network, that'll really annoy him/her

[J.Nalbandian14]

Do a Mexican dance, squirt gallons of water at a teacher, pull down someone's trousers then pants, lock
A teacher in a room, play coldplay paradise through assembly, stick a note on a teachers back saying 'I
Suck **** and support Wigan' ,dress as batman and scare people, tie the headmaster to a chair then threaten him, get a group of students in s circle around a teacher you dislike then threaten the teacher, go into a year 7 class and pretend to be spiderman, turn into a dancing lunatic and just move around in enchantment hysterically, high- five the cool kid, do sit ups on a lunch bench. Only a few suggestions


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[fortransexual]

(Original post by lyle17120)
If you want to annoy IT person put a virus on the network, that'll really annoy him/her

Somebody did this at my school haha but there was only one person capable of getting through the protection so they knew exactly who it was and he got arrested :s

[coffeepirate]

The year I left, someone bought a ton of washing up liquid, poured a bottle down each toilet in the school and sat back and watched chaos ensue. It was hilarious, and the whole school smelt citrus fresh! :P (Much better than fish!)

[malvika111]

We turned up early in the morning, climbed out of a window onto the roof, and hung a banner right next to the window of the deputy head's office... everyone kept looking up and she kept looking out wondering why they were looking up.

We also put washing up liquid on all the door handles and toilet seats (note: make sure you don't use the same door handles or toilet seats). Fill cups with water and put them in front of all the doorways. Make sure there are too many to knock over without causing a mess, and too many to pick up and put aside.

[Contrad!ction.]

This one wasn't on the last day (it was last Wednesday) but, still.

I have the most amazing maths teacher. He put up this massive calculator as a wall display, with 60436034 written on it (hedgehog).

Naturally, I changed it to this:


He didn't notice until I pointed it out to him (I only did this because it was a year 9 class, who are easily distracted) and he said 'that's genius! I like this. The year 9s won't notice, I'll leave it there. If Mrs A (deputy head) notices it, I'll act shocked'.

It's been there since Wednesday, and nobody else has noticed. Occasionally he looks at it and giggles.

[lyle17120]

(Original post by J.Nalbandian14)
Do a Mexican dance, squirt gallons of water at a teacher, pull down someone's trousers then pants, lock
A teacher in a room, play coldplay paradise through assembly, stick a note on a teachers back saying 'I
Suck **** and support Wigan' ,dress as batman and scare people, tie the headmaster to a chair then threaten him, get a group of students in s circle around a teacher you dislike then threaten the teacher, go into a year 7 class and pretend to be spiderman, turn into a dancing lunatic and just move around in enchantment hysterically, high- five the cool kid, do sit ups on a lunch bench. Only a few suggestions


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Would you like to explain what your beef is with Wigan?

[eastonch]

For your IT admin, Just go in, say that all the computers are broken in room xxx.

And then just unplug all the keyboards in that room, or take the fuses out of the plugs :] will keep them confused for hours.

Could also find some broken Cat5Cables (Network cables) and hook them in replacement for the ones that are in.

Hmm...

On my memory pen, to stop the idiots looking at it, I made a folder called "private" -> "stuffz" -> "warez" -> 100000x (hidden.txt) then one .exe program which loads up and says "LOLOLOLOL TROLOLOLOLOL" ;]

I've been e-mailed twice about "trolling" the IT staff.

[J.Nalbandian14]

(Original post by lyle17120)
Would you like to explain what your beef is with Wigan?

They relegated west ham , but its ok now because we are back up again!!

[iSoftie]

Release 3 turtles marked 1, 2, and 5 into the school.
Laugh as they search for 'number 5'

[Y333EEE]

This is all brilliant, cheers guys

[Ps3SuperSRG]

I personally didn't do any pranks,we went for the ABSOLUTE MAYHEM approach where we just went around bullying people and destroying things

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[Pi!]

(Original post by iSoftie)
Release 3 turtles marked 1, 2, and 5 into the school.
Laugh as they search for 'number 5'

If people keep doing this, one day someone will release pigs marked 1, 2, 3 and 4 and they'll find 1, 2 and 4 and not look for 3 until they find it dead weeks later.