[lad-lad]

Looks we are all obviously wasting our time here.
The girl is probably already fantasizing about that sausage inside her vag*na.

Just don't call all men ********s when he dumps you.

[Four Queue]

(Original post by Chumbaniya)
Some people actually like sex. Even girls!

Why get to know him then? Just hit it and quit it.

[shezshez]

(Original post by lad-lad)
Looks we are all obviously wasting our time here.
The girl is probably already fantasizing about that sausage inside her vag*na.

Just don't call all men ********s when he dumps you.

This. I hope you go out with him, he finds another girl puts his willy inside of her, and then you end up miserable for being ridiculous. Here's an idea, go out meet a decent guy who'll treat you like a lady?

[abc:)]

(Original post by Anonymous)
So this is awkward.

I got chatting to this guy, had a rather interesting and flirtatious conversation, and exchanged contact details. Before anything else, I wake up the next day to a picture of his cock!

I am interested in him and would like to get to know him. I know exactly what he's after and I'm ok with that. However I am not willing to share any pictures of myself at this point.

How should I reply?

Wth? Why? If you know what he's after, why do u wana get to know him? He obviously only wants sex, he doesn't wana get to know you

[abc:)]

(Original post by shezshez)
This. I hope you go out with him, he finds another girl puts his willy inside of her, and then you end up miserable for being ridiculous. Here's an idea, go out meet a decent guy who'll treat you like a lady?

Pretty harsh, basically you're saying that if that happened it would be completely her fault for being naive. I personally am NOT a ****, and hope she doesn't go out with him, and that he grows up and stops being a tool. But then maybe that's just me, am I weird for not wishing any pain on anyone?


Edit - oh and also 'treating like a lady' is a really archaic idea, if you're on about pulling out chairs and stuff, that sickens a lot of girls, it is way too cringey, I hope you said this tongue in cheek and that you're better with women than you seem.

[lad-lad]

(Original post by abc:))
Pretty harsh, basically you're saying that if that happened it would be completely her fault for being naive. I personally am NOT a ****, and hope she doesn't go out with him, and that he grows up and stops being a tool. But then maybe that's just me, am I weird for not wishing any pain on anyone?


Edit - oh and also 'treating like a lady' is a really archaic idea, if you're on about pulling out chairs and stuff, that sickens a lot of girls, it is way too cringey, I hope you said this tongue in cheek and that you're better with women than you seem.

If pulling out chairs is sickening then you should change your gender darling.
What the hell is wrong with being a gentleman?
You want to be treated like sh*t? As I d happily kick you in the face without even looking that you are a girl, although you aren't really are you if you say things like this.

[shezshez]

(Original post by abc:))
Pretty harsh, basically you're saying that if that happened it would be completely her fault for being naive. I personally am NOT a ****, and hope she doesn't go out with him, and that he grows up and stops being a tool. But then maybe that's just me, am I weird for not wishing any pain on anyone?


Edit - oh and also 'treating like a lady' is a really archaic idea, if you're on about pulling out chairs and stuff, that sickens a lot of girls, it is way too cringey, I hope you said this tongue in cheek and that you're better with women than you seem.

Yes ma'am. I understand, I didn't mean a man should pull off his coat and place it over puddles, or the chair thing, or other nonsenses. I meant that you should treat your partner with respect and well sending a picture of your cock to a girl you've met 4 hours beforehand doesn't constitute respect, it shows that you're an idiot, really - she can't think that she's the only one this guy has done this too...

She's free to do whatever she wants, obviously. It's just ridiculous that the majority of girls who date guys like this will then complain about not meeting a guy who's respectful.

I obviously don't hope she goes out with this guys and chooses someone who'll treat her properly. Yes, the majority of the things I write are said tongue in cheek with a dry sense of humour which is practically impossible to convey through written language..

[abc:)]

(Original post by lad-lad)
If pulling out chairs is sickening then you should change your gender darling.
What the hell is wrong with being a gentleman?
You want to be treated like sh*t? As I d happily kick you in the face without even looking that you are a girl, although you aren't really are you if you say things like this.

LOL...or I just date ordinary guys? Which is what I do. So I'm happy with that.

[abc:)]

(Original post by shezshez)
Yes ma'am. I understand, I didn't mean a man should pull off his coat and place it over puddles, or the chair thing, or other nonsenses. I meant that you should treat your partner with respect and well sending a picture of your cock to a girl you've met 4 hours beforehand doesn't constitute respect, it shows that you're an idiot, really - she can't think that she's the only one this guy has done this too...

She's free to do whatever she wants, obviously. It's just ridiculous that the majority of girls who date guys like this will then complain about not meeting a guy who's respectful.

I obviously don't hope she goes out with this guys and chooses someone who'll treat her properly. Yes, the majority of the things I write are said tongue in cheek with a dry sense of humour which is practically impossible to convey through written language..

Well then I'm totally with you, I gotta say from experience though sometimes you unwillingly find yourself attracted to a guy who is a dick, and repelled from someone who is lovely and kind. I know so many girls who say this. Maybe it's just a growing up thing, I dunno

[Rossshaw]

If you want sex and a bit of fun, then have a bit of fun I guess. I wouldn't personally go about it like the guy has though. Seems sort of weird.

[Bellissima]

begins with face... ends with book!

[lad-lad]

(Original post by abc:))
LOL...or I just date ordinary guys? Which is what I do. So I'm happy with that.

Or you have 3 brain cells (at most), and watch Made in Chelsea/Essex whatever, don't have many hobbies, follow some celebrity on Twitter, follow fashion trends, don't really have any real hobbies...yeah probably most of those ♥

[Classical Liberal]

(Original post by Anonymous)
So this is awkward.

I got chatting to this guy, had a rather interesting and flirtatious conversation, and exchanged contact details. Before anything else, I wake up the next day to a picture of his cock!

I am interested in him and would like to get to know him. I know exactly what he's after and I'm ok with that. However I am not willing to share any pictures of myself at this point.

How should I reply?

If you do have sex with this guy, I would be interested to know what he does.

Just because it seems like a very abrupt way to send a picture of your penis, ideally I would have thought building up to it, teasing, sharing less explicit pictures would have been a better strategy. Not that I know

Which makes me think, when has sex does he will just insta **** you, rather than building up to it.

[Lucia.]

A lot of guys get off on exhibitionism. They like the thought of women masturbating to their pictures.

[abc:)]

(Original post by lad-lad)
Or you have 3 brain cells (at most), and watch Made in Chelsea/Essex whatever, don't have many hobbies, follow some celebrity on Twitter, follow fashion trends, don't really have any real hobbies...yeah probably most of those ♥

I do not watch made in chelsea or towie, I have many hobbies including pole-dancing, playing the piano, travelling, writing, gaming, reading...I could go on. And yes I do follow fashion trends, so shoot me.
Also, you repeated yourself with the hobbies thing. Who were u saying has 3 brain cells?
Basically I was pulling someone else up on a point, we've since compromised/reconciled, you are simply trolling, I have no more time for you.
Oh and while we're making assumptions about each other, you're probably single, overweight, and currently sat in your boxers, waiting for your mum to bring up your tea on a tray.

[Aisha~~]

(Original post by lad-lad)
Or you have 3 brain cells (at most), and watch Made in Chelsea/Essex whatever, don't have many hobbies, follow some celebrity on Twitter, follow fashion trends, don't really have any real hobbies...yeah probably most of those ♥

Made In Chelsea can actually be hilarious at times. It's not really laughing WITH them though, more like at them

[Ray Bradbury]

He sounds a charmer. As you are still interested after his touching show of affection I would say that you are made for each other.
Good luck. :~)

[Jrgndk]

That is disgusting.

[SugarPuffs]

If you want to be treated like a blow-up doll, go for it; he won't be interested in conversing with you, only burying his cock inside you and getting a quick ejaculation.

[Wilfred Little]

(Original post by lad-lad)
I wouldn't chat to a guy like that after that at all, or a girl (that would obv relate to me as I am a guy).

Simply because if he so easily sent you it, how many other girls/ websites/ forums do you reckon its on. Guy is probably well known on the Internet. Trust me just steer clear.

Yeah this.

Why bother trying to think of some predictable small-cock joke. Just leave him to it.