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  1. Palatial Veranda's Avatar
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    Name A Footballer . . .
    . . . but change his first name or surname so that it contains 'Cat' characteristics.

    Cat, Cat, Cat

    No more dogging
    Last edited by Palatial Veranda; 16-06-2012 at 19:25.
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    John Terrier.
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    Re: Name A Footballer . . .
    This is strange......

    Javier Pawstore
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    Re: Name A Footballer . . .
    (Original post by Pitt1988)
    John Terrier.
    Worthy student

    :work:

    (Original post by That Bearded Man)
    This is strange......

    Javier Pawstore
    Worthy student

    :work:
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    Karim Bonezema??
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    David Barkham

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    I know you said no cat ones but this immediately popped into my head, probably because of the Italy game today.

    Andrea Purrlo
    Last edited by A Perfect Circle; 14-06-2012 at 21:59.
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    Karim Bonezema??
    That's a howitzer of a dog footballer. Real in-off-the-stanchion stuff

    (Original post by A Perfect Circle)
    David Barkham

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    I know you said no cat ones but this immediately popped into my head, probably because of the Italy game today.

    Andrea Purrlo
    Another belter. I also like the way that put you put the cat name in a spoiler in order to respect the dog theme. That's admirable fair play.
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    Puppy Reina. Others may disagree but I'm in hysterics!;-) hah! x


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    Puppy Reina. Others may disagree but I'm in hysterics!;-) hah! x
    No. You're ok. You've snuck one in there. There was a hint of offside but the flag stayed down.
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    Puppy Reina
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    John Terrier

    Spaniel Agger

    Emile Huskey
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    Danny Shih Tzu
    Last edited by Narcissist; 14-06-2012 at 22:13.
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    Jonathan Woofgate

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    (Original post by JoeK)
    John Terrier

    Spaniel Agger

    Emile Huskey
    First one is a duplicate but he has done a Torres and bagged a brace

    (Original post by pbsjohnz)
    Mario Bonez
    Scrappy goal. Bundled over the line. Similar to an Ian Marshall tap-in for Oldham Athletic on a blustery winters evening in the 1993/94 Premier League season.
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    (Original post by Narcissist)
    Danny Shih Tzu
    A cracker. The Narcissist wheels off in celebration in front of a roaring crowd a la Gabriel Batistuta.

    (Original post by Spicey)
    Jonathan Woofgate

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    Uriah Rennie is refereeing and all I can say is that the decisions aren't going your way today.

    Joking. They're good.
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    Sergio Woofquets

    Lukas Pugolski

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    (Original post by Palatial Veranda)
    First one is a duplicate but he has done a Torres and bagged a brace
    I swear that was different!

    Graul. I think that makes it in.

    Stan Collie-more.
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    (Original post by Palatial Veranda)
    . . . but change his first name or surname so that it contains 'dog' characteristics.

    Important. No cat-related names. Purrrtrick Kluivert and Fernando Meowrientes are not allowed.


    Gianluigi Buffon - Gianluigi Woofon

    If you enter a post on this thread and cannot contribute/have not contributed a dog name then you are not a worthy student and should feel deeply ashamed.
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    the classic

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