If you could be the opposite gender...

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  1. Little_missy01's Avatar
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    If you could be the opposite gender...
    for a day, what would be one thing, or the first thing you would do
  2. JamesPointing's Avatar
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    I think many guys on here will all have the same thing in mind lol
  3. Derrick1509's Avatar
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    I would touch myself :ahee:

    This was posted from The Student Room's Android App on my HTC Desire
  4. Inverse's Avatar
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    I would fist myself.

    This was posted from The Student Room's Android App on my HTC One X
  5. Stoof's Avatar
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    I would find a way to efficiently piss into urinals and go on to revolutionise female toilets.
  6. Just Another Girly's Avatar
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    see if it hurts when i do the splits
  7. Dancelikejones's Avatar
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    wear shorts with hairy legs and be proud.
  8. CharlieSChaplin's Avatar
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    (Original post by Little_missy01)
    for a day, what would be one thing, or the first thing you would do
    Go clothes shopping... I love the variety of the female fashion world

    That said, I may have a shower to check myself out
  9. Sheep's Avatar
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    I'd find a mirror, take off my top & start bouncing
  10. DontBeSleazy's Avatar
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    Turn lesbian and....
  11. math1234's Avatar
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    I will go to the female toilet


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  12. jerseymackem's Avatar
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    Well... :perv:
  13. KillForOreos's Avatar
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    1) I'd make points to aim and pee at
    2) I'd touch myself, hard
    3) I'd grow facial hair
    4) I'd go into the men's toilets and pee there into a urinal
    5) I'd use those beautiful deep vocals and try and speak like Sean Connery.
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    (Original post by whitestgirlalive)
    1)
    2) I'd touch myself, hard
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    Im sure many boys would already oblige you on this front
  15. KillForOreos's Avatar
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    (Original post by AverageExcellence)
    Im sure many boys would already oblige you on this front
    What do you mean?
  16. AverageExcellence's Avatar
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    (Original post by whitestgirlalive)
    What do you mean?
    If you were a boy and you'd like to touch yourself (a boy) hard then....
  17. cl_steele's Avatar
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    flick my bean like a boss.
  18. Dark Horse's Avatar
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    Since I'd be a girl I guess I'd spend all my time complaining about men or gossiping about people's relationships.
  19. Pinkool14's Avatar
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    I'd walk pass some girls and use Joey's phrase..."How YOU doin?"
  20. Sam Walters's Avatar
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    Re: If you could be the opposite gender...
    Get used to the abuse of being called a transverstite.

    I dont see myself looking all too fantastic as a lass.
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