[Mrx123]

'WHERE'S MY MONEY MAN!!!'

'GET YOUR FAT ASS BACK HERE!''

some examples but theres so many more. whats your favourite though

[Bibs_x]

(Original post by Mrx123)
'WHERE'S MY MONEY MAN!!!'

'GET YOUR FAT ASS BACK HERE!''

some examples but theres so many more. whats your favourite though

Oh my god. Where do I even START?! I have so many!

Brian: You always called me a douche
Stewie: Yes, but you were my douche Brian. MY douche! Come back and be my douche again?

Herbert: I'd like to purchase this teddybear, this ruler, this cardboard box, and this piece of string! (makes a trap for children) Mmmmm!....

Lois: Peter, you can't just build a clubhouse outside!
Peter: Why not? Herbert did it!
(cuts to Herbert who built a stand for free popsicles to lure little boys outside his house)
Herbert: YMCA! it's fun to stay at the YMCA! Mmmm....

Peter: Lois, I'm going to ask you this only once. Do you or do you not know about the bird?

[aja89]

[cfizzle]

EDIT: also, like 90% of everything stewie says is gold

[Elwyn]

Blue Harvest has so many. It's not really a quote, but the Tie Fighter scene is hilarious.

[TheRustaman]

[itslaura7]

new brian: that's not what Rupert said when i was humping him yesterday
stewie: ........what did you say?
new brian: i said i was humping rupert all yesterday. and he just lay there an took it.
stewie: ........did he?
new brian: yep! and now when he sleeps with you he's gonna be thinking of me!
the two stare are each other for a while
*cuts to stewie carrying a bin bag out to the curb that leaves a blood trail*

if not best quote the best scene!! new brian episode is genius!

[rj1990]

"Mom, mummy, mom, momma, momma, lois, momma, mum, mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy, mama, mama, mama, mama, mom, mom, mummy....."

"WHAAAAT?"

"Hi......" hehehhehe

[Darth Stewie]

[itslaura7]

"buttscratcherrrr! Get your buttscratcher!!"

[alexlduffy]

Adam West [on the phone]: Damnit, Swanson, I want them found!
Joe: Mayor West, we have every available man looking for the Griffins, we just don't have any leads.
Adam West: Not the Griffins, you moron! The rest of my Lite Brite pieces! My name isn't "Adam We"...or is it? Who am I? What number did you dial? Don't ever call here again! [hangs up] I guess I told him...nobody messes with Adam We.

[darrylthehunter]

[scotland369]

Stewie: "Mohmmy! Daddy! Chris! Dog! Brian!"

[Birchington]

Quagmire's anti-Brian rant is always a winner!

[Mrx123]

And Then There's Maude!!

[daphodil]

Peter: You see Meg, you're what guys call a 'practice girl'.

[Bibs_x]

(Original post by itslaura7)
new brian: that's not what Rupert said when i was humping him yesterday
stewie: ........what did you say?
new brian: i said i was humping rupert all yesterday. and he just lay there an took it.
stewie: ........did he?
new brian: yep! and now when he sleeps with you he's gonna be thinking of me!
the two stare are each other for a while
*cuts to stewie carrying a bin bag out to the curb that leaves a blood trail*

if not best quote the best scene!! new brian episode is genius!

I seriously want a dog like New Brian! I love that scene in the episode where Peter and Lois are sleeping and New Brian wakes them up by playing the flute

Oh and from the same episode:

Stewie: (scrubbing Rupert in the shower at the end) We'll talk about it when you want to talk about it! I don't blame you....I don't blame you!

[Bibs_x]

xD

[Ben,]

The whole of the episode where Stewie gets left alone is fantastic. Especially 'THIS IS MY WHEELCHAIR, THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE'

[kittyb99]

Definitely all the stuff the clones of Stewie and Brian said!

"I sharpened a pencil in my bum and now I need a band aid!"