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    Esperanza it is time for your fluctuation
    But Auntie you said we could wait
    Until the new moon rises
    It is good to fluctuate Esperanza
    Now please prepare yourself in
    The ordained manner
    Yes Auntie ~ have you seen
    The asphodel unguent ?
    Last time I left it on the belvedere
    And a gospodar tried to slip it into
    His shako
    So you say child ~ it is here
    By the owlglass where it is
    Always kept
    Do not forget your alabaster jodhpurs
    The Prussian Blue this time
    If you did not eat so many figrolls
    You would not find them so tight
    I will ask the pork butcher to suggest
    Some slenderising recipes for you
    When he brings the sausage trolley
    If you are ready we will proceed to
    The tepidarium for the cleansing
    Do not frown Esperanza it makes
    You look common
    Yes Auntie


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