Atheists - What would you do if you found yourself in heaven?
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Re: Atheists - What would you do if you found yourself in heaven?
The first thing I'd do is run into the gates of heaven and jump on the clouds to see how soft they are. Then I would ask Jesus to multiply 50 burgers, 100 chicken fajitas and sprinkle some lettuce on top. Then eat it all because being dead and coming back is quite a long time to go without food. I'd then proceed to beat God at table tennis and chill with the lady angels for the rest of eternity.
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Re: Atheists - What would you do if you found yourself in heaven?
Atheism is due to a lack of evidence, if I was in heaven I would clearly no longer be an atheist.
I would also have a high opinion of God for letting people into heaven for being a good person, as opposed to the claim some (although not all,) Christians have where if you are a non-believer you are instantly destined for hell. -
Re: Atheists - What would you do if you found yourself in heaven?lol - perhaps at first, but it would take a deluded individual to then ignore everything in front on him. The point of atheism is to believe what evidence tells you to believe, not to deny deities no matter what. The complete lack of evidence for a god is the problem currently.(Original post by Nephilim)
I'd assume an atheist would think that they were dreaming or under the influence of a drug. -
Re: Atheists - What would you do if you found yourself in heaven?
I'd sit there, just chillin'.
Nah, I'd obviously change my mind and I'd also be pretty surprised that I wound up in Heaven rather than Hell, given the amount of things that you can get sentenced to Hell for.
I would then see if there was any beer in Heaven, and proceed to get drunk. -
Re: Atheists - What would you do if you found yourself in heaven?lol(Original post by Maker)
I'll laugh at all the religious people who spent decades doing boring stuff like going to church/mosque and not getting pissed and shagging.