Physics is better than sex because mathematical theorems are perfect whereas no woman can ever be
Also, most of the women I go out with barely know Noether's theorem let alone quantum field theory or combinatorial set theory.
Don't tell me about that second rate, mediocre mind who continues to puff himself up like a blowfish. To even be mentioned in the same sentence as that vacuous oaf I find simultaneously hilarious and offensive. Indeed his pathetic nature is a quantum superposition of embarrassment.
Finally, a man with some sense. A girl once asked me back to her room so that we could try some physics together. Almost fell for it until I realised that bitch was a medic.
(Original post by SmallTownGirl)
A guy on my course did a spoof video about himself for a uni film competition. He went into his room saying 'This is where the magic happens. No, not sex - physics is more important
Last edited by 3nTr0pY; 29-06-2012 at 13:20.
I have conducted some scientific experiments into this area, and can confirm that your hypothesis
(Original post by 3nTr0pY)
Agreed. I'd say that physics is better than sex. Although, being a physicist, I've been unable to test this hypothesis!
Anyway, what I want to work out is which area of physics is best. Generally the more rigorous the area, the larger one's own ego is, but then again, sometimes rigour ends with rigor mortis and the usefulness is sacrificed along with it.
appears to be correct is 100% correct. What shall you be naming your new found theorem?
Last edited by Oromis263; 04-07-2012 at 00:31.