[the bear]

(Original post by memomemootoo)
sorry bear, my ovum has other plans
it's being preserved in stainless steel cans
by a hipster who wears ray bans

Ova schmova

[sammy-lou]

(Original post by the bear)
I call my kitten Fluffy
She wanders all over my bed
And when i am sad and tragic
She climbs on top of my head
I have some other kittens
I keep them in a box
I keep the box inside the shed
To hide it from the fox

You've inspired me to return the kitties to my sig! This is a happy, hippy, hoppy poem

[the bear]

(Original post by sammy-lou)
You've inspired me to return the kitties to my sig! This is a happy, hippy, hoppy poem

Hurrah for Sammy's kittehs !!

[carnationlilyrose]

(Original post by the bear)
Hurrah for Sammy's kittehs !!

http://i.imgur.com/Ta6F2.jpg

[the bear]

(Original post by carnationlilyrose)
http://i.imgur.com/Ta6F2.jpg

Very nice kittehs !!
More at www.ihazcheeseburger.com

[carnationlilyrose]

(Original post by the bear)
Very nice kittehs !!
More at www.ihazcheeseburger.com

I have an account there. No kittehs of my own any more. They bring me out in sneezes and lumps these days.

[the bear]

(Original post by carnationlilyrose)
I have an account there. No kittehs of my own any more. They bring me out in sneezes and lumps these days.

I like the picture of a cat with a melon hat

[carnationlilyrose]

(Original post by the bear)
I like the picture of a cat with a melon hat

http://www.reddit.com/r/lolcats/

A humble return offering.

[the bear]

(Original post by carnationlilyrose)
http://www.reddit.com/r/lolcats/

A humble return offering.

Much appreciated our lass

[infairverona]

My kitten turned into an old cat and now we can't let her in the house because if we do she ****s under my bed :/

[carnationlilyrose]

(Original post by the bear)
Much appreciated our lass

'appen.

[memomemootoo]

i call my kitten Kitler
Kitler made a speech
he then became a fuhrer
and forced me to drink bleach

[the bear]

(Original post by memomemootoo)
i call my kitten Kitler
Kitler made a speech
he then became a fuhrer
and forced me to drink bleach

scary fuhrerkitteh

[Good bloke]

Adolf Hitler
Was a famous wittler.
He kept a kitten
During the Battle of Britain.