[Agenda Suicide]

Why is rhyming aggressive sounding lyrics that have random relations to various things taken seriously by people?

[Reform]

(Original post by Supah Hot Fire)
I rate your bars 10 out of 10


SIKE! THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER!

Lol. Supah hot fire is the best rapper ever. But he's not a rapper.

(Original post by Faith01)
hahaha smashed it, but how do you know I am Somali?

I'm actually not sure how I know you're Somali. I think I saw it on a thread.

(Original post by Hitlerscopes)
Lool 3 minutes to write that crap. Check this. Took me 10 still...

I do poetry to pass on time
Failing maths coz my heads on my rhymes
My flow like water, it get deep and you drown
Come to my town and get a beat down
Lifes a game like Channel 4's Countdown
Be on a mission, to make the right decisions
See **** through clearer visions
The rule is to have the right precision
Spit your ****, even if no one listens
Bar after bar, topping bar charts
Lookin for brainers, yeah the right type of tarts
Beef with my haters so im always alerted
But Im not on this childs play, coz im not perverted
I always step back, i always divert it
Always ready though, i even got the gats in the kitchen
A shotty by the shower, incase you wanna shoot me while im ****tin
Dont get 'star struck' when you see me doing it for the rocks
Get 'street struck' coz im all about the hood and the blocks
I hear your still juggling balls and playing with cocks
And still rocking Adidas, Puma and those ancient Reeboks?
You need the new rocks, they even got the new glocks
Plasma in ray guns, you still play with fake ones
You wouldnt wanna fight me even if i payed you
Your mum should've swallowed the sperm that made you
You ****ed with your own family, man thats incest
Would you have ever guessed, that im MTV's biggest request?
Heard you confessed that your impressed with my success
N i heard that your stressed n cant digest that im the best
Heard that you stunned by my fab flow
This what happens when your studio turns to your lab yo
Let me talk about the bitch's
They dont want you, they just want your rich's
Mess with the wrong ones and you'll be covered in stitch's
It aint the same with me though
Get a different hoe witha different blow
I hit on women and get head in a club
You hit women on the head with a club
Some hoes see me and just drop dead
Ask Beavis, i get nothing Butt head
And if I got Aids, then every hotty in the city got it
And if i got it, its in fashion, every mother****er want it.
End of.

Alright it took me 15 but still

Way too long, and we're not looking for prose.

(Original post by JamesNeedHelp2)
So this is what the Somalis do in their spare time.

Why'd you say I'm Somali? man just knows the lingo!

(Original post by ak137)
LMAO brah, you shouldve told me that you started this

Lool I did it in no more than 3 minutes then put it out. Let me know when you want to start officially!

[Reform]

(Original post by 079)
Is poetry allowed ?

You mean in this thread? Why not..

[ak137]

(Original post by 079)
Is poetry allowed ?

Rap is poetry.

(Original post by Agenda Suicide)
Why is rhyming aggressive sounding lyrics that have random relations to various things taken seriously by people?

You manz has no understanding of rap ting

(Original post by Reform)
Lool I did it in no more than 3 minutes then put it out. Let me know when you want to start officially!

Loool okay. Sik brah, 10/10 for dat rap. dun knoe

[Supah Hot Fire]

(Original post by Reform)
Lol. Supah hot fire is the best rapper ever. But he's not a rapper.

Damn right I'm best the rapper ever

But I'm not a rapper...

[Faith01]

(Original post by JamesNeedHelp2)
So this is what the Somalis do in their spare time.

lol

[geetar]

Yo yo yo,
Dis ain't no democracy
It's a one-time theocracy
Of the moderators' idiocy
and when we all brap together
to take down the system, replace it with better
you know it's for real
cos you ain't gonna feel
the cold sweat of a TSR subscription on yo'ass popped like a cap
in the mean streets of the inter highway
just like Frank Sinny we gonna do it my way
you see it's the truth
i ain't drinking no vermouth, cos I'm throwing it
in the faces of the net police, showing it
some style, and we gonna freak out
and make it to TSR LEGEND!!!!

[ConnorB]

Never have children OP.

[dongonaeatu]

(Original post by Reform)
Uh uh uh, check it...

I stack weapons, act up and I'll slap up all you peasants
so get real, I'll be on the hill
where jack pushed jill, in for the kill like I just saw a mill
aint thorpe park but I'm bringing that thrill, and I'll bring it on a plate with a platter all peeled.

SAY NIZZY. 3 MINUTES TO WRITE DAT.

QUICK FREESTYLE, FEEL ME?

Hard bars man, raw talent

[crocker710]

Everyone on TSR trying to rap reminds me of this ...

[A level Az]

(Original post by Reform)
Uh uh uh, check it...

I stack weapons, act up and I'll slap up all you peasants
so get real, I'll be on the hill
where jack pushed jill, in for the kill like I just saw a mill
aint thorpe park but I'm bringing that thrill, and I'll bring it on a plate with a platter all peeled.

SAY NIZZY. 3 MINUTES TO WRITE DAT.

QUICK FREESTYLE, FEEL ME?

Yo, yo, yo, yo...check it.

I've been rollin' down the streets
And I've been hitting up that meat
But let me recount a tale
Of this girl with fake nails
A real sweet thing
Her hips thick and her ass big,
Could be a blue whale's,
Told me she couldn't explode
After penetration, stimulation, respiration
I was like "BITCH you ain't had me yet"
With my degree in anatomy
And Masters in packing heat
Or was it a PhD?
Anyways come the night,
She was prime and ready
I was stiff and heavy
And I packed that whale
Till she wailed,
Whilst my flatmate download's torrents
I'm deep inside doing a drive by,
And eventually the moment came,
When she came,
Her back arching and her curling toes,
Yeah my flatmate's a pirate, he's like
"Thar she blows!"
So you see,
Nothing gets past me,
Dripping with sweat she thanked me,
And in the morning I drank ice tea,
Trufactz not wrong, not a lie
Like a charity song,
I solved the problem with my dong,
Like when algebra meets my chinese friend Wong.

[SecondHand]

(Original post by A level Az)
Yo, yo, yo, yo...check it.

I've been rollin' down the streets
And I've been hitting up that meat
But let me recount a tale
Of this girl with fake nails
A real sweet thing
Her hips thick and her ass big,
Could be a blue whale's,
Told me she couldn't explode
After penetration, stimulation, respiration
I was like "BITCH you ain't had me yet"
With my degree in anatomy
And Masters in packing heat
Or was it a PhD?
Anyways come the night,
She was prime and ready
I was stiff and heavy
And I packed that whale
Till she wailed,
Whilst my flatmate download's torrents
I'm deep inside doing a drive by,
And eventually the moment came,
When she came,
Her back arching and her curling toes,
Yeah my flatmate's a pirate, he's like
"Thar she blows!"
So you see,
Nothing gets past me,
Dripping with sweat she thanked me,
And in the morning I drank ice tea,
Trufactz not wrong, not a lie
Like a charity song,
I solved the problem with my dong,
Like when algebra meets my chinese friend Wong.

big

[Reform]

(Original post by Steezy)
You’re sitting at home wild fapping to the fast show
While my balls are slapping against your mum’s ********
Far too slow, much less dough.
You hear no clapping cos you’ve got no flow

You seem desperately excited
a kid, young, man
you ain't united.
Flows on fire and its about to be ignited
so stay tuned, and keep your iris in your eyelids.

[Reform]

(Original post by A level Az)
Yo, yo, yo, yo...check it.

I've been rollin' down the streets
And I've been hitting up that meat
But let me recount a tale
Of this girl with fake nails
A real sweet thing
Her hips thick and her ass big,
Could be a blue whale's,
Told me she couldn't explode
After penetration, stimulation, respiration
I was like "BITCH you ain't had me yet"
With my degree in anatomy
And Masters in packing heat
Or was it a PhD?
Anyways come the night,
She was prime and ready
I was stiff and heavy
And I packed that whale
Till she wailed,
Whilst my flatmate download's torrents
I'm deep inside doing a drive by,
And eventually the moment came,
When she came,
Her back arching and her curling toes,
Yeah my flatmate's a pirate, he's like
"Thar she blows!"
So you see,
Nothing gets past me,
Dripping with sweat she thanked me,
And in the morning I drank ice tea,
Trufactz not wrong, not a lie
Like a charity song,
I solved the problem with my dong,
Like when algebra meets my chinese friend Wong.

Now this is by far way too long
What is it you're trying to tell me, you like to wear thongs?
you cant mc you may aswell sing songs
cause everything you just claimed is a lie, it's all wrong

[sqwerty]

(Original post by Hitlerscopes)
Lool 3 minutes to write that crap. Check this. Took me 10 still...

I do poetry to pass on time
Failing maths coz my heads on my rhymes
My flow like water, it get deep and you drown
Come to my town and get a beat down
Lifes a game like Channel 4's Countdown
Be on a mission, to make the right decisions
See **** through clearer visions
The rule is to have the right precision
Spit your ****, even if no one listens
Bar after bar, topping bar charts
Lookin for brainers, yeah the right type of tarts
Beef with my haters so im always alerted
But Im not on this childs play, coz im not perverted
I always step back, i always divert it
Always ready though, i even got the gats in the kitchen
A shotty by the shower, incase you wanna shoot me while im ****tin
Dont get 'star struck' when you see me doing it for the rocks
Get 'street struck' coz im all about the hood and the blocks
I hear your still juggling balls and playing with cocks
And still rocking Adidas, Puma and those ancient Reeboks?
You need the new rocks, they even got the new glocks
Plasma in ray guns, you still play with fake ones
You wouldnt wanna fight me even if i payed you
Your mum should've swallowed the sperm that made you
You ****ed with your own family, man thats incest
Would you have ever guessed, that im MTV's biggest request?
Heard you confessed that your impressed with my success
N i heard that your stressed n cant digest that im the best
Heard that you stunned by my fab flow
This what happens when your studio turns to your lab yo
Let me talk about the bitch's
They dont want you, they just want your rich's
Mess with the wrong ones and you'll be covered in stitch's
It aint the same with me though
Get a different hoe witha different blow
I hit on women and get head in a club
You hit women on the head with a club
Some hoes see me and just drop dead
Ask Beavis, i get nothing Butt head
And if I got Aids, then every hotty in the city got it
And if i got it, its in fashion, every mother****er want it.
End of.

Alright it took me 15 but still

Using other peoples battle bars is not cool

[Reform]

(Original post by sqwerty)
Using other peoples battle bars is not cool

Lol, appreciate it that you've exposed him.

Who'd he steal it off?

[sqwerty]

(Original post by Reform)
Lol, appreciate it that you've exposed him.

Who'd he steal it off?

The head in the club line is from lunar c and the nothing butt head is from a big L freestyle

[JamesNeedHelp2]

(Original post by 079)
roses are red, violets are blue, faggg

Thats some hard stuff right there.

[Reform]

(Original post by JamesNeedHelp2)
Thats some hard stuff right there.

Without a doubt, she needs to be signed asap.

[079]

(Original post by crocker710)
Everyone on TSR trying to rap reminds me of this ...

lool I remember this hahaaha. Can't wait for 3rd series