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    Yes, but we abolished poverty way back when.

    :awesome:
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    (Original post by MacDaddi)
    How long ago was that? Don't even think most of them were after the GRA

    You haven't passed anything decent in a while without seconding it.

    Libers:
    Tax Act
    Welfare Act
    MAle Child Mutilation Act
    Age of Suffrage Act
    Sunday Trading Hours Act
    Tax Interest Parity Act
    Sex Act
    Narcotics Act
    Euthanasia Act

    The fact is they are all law currently in the MHoC

    Buurrrnnnnnn
    You never said it had to be recent stuff! :awesome:
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    (Original post by PoGo HoPz)
    You never said it had to be recent stuff! :awesome:
    That's the only stuff that matters - seeming as it's the law
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    I think you should certainly add State Censorship in order to protect the young and innocent from the kinds of depravity available on the Television and Internet!

    Also, how do you feel about turning the Isle of Man into a Penal Colony?
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    This thing looks veeery appealing. How many members are you still needing?
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    Pfft, no troll party will ever beat Witness the Fitness.
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    Crush the Trolletariat?
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    (Original post by Steevee)
    Also, how do you feel about turning the Isle of Man into a Penal Colony?
    If my vision of that is correct... no, that's something the libtards would support. Ew.
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    (Original post by viriol)
    This thing looks veeery appealing. How many members are you still needing?
    Four.
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    You forgot that you need to outsource prisoners as a cheap form of slave labour.

    Oh wait USA already does that.
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    Great party.

    I advocate declaring war on France and plundering them for their key natural resources such as snails, frogs, and cute French girls. This would facilitate a frog's leg based recovery to the UK economy.
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    Also, it should be compulsory to listen to Rebecca Black's Friday every Friday.
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    How about some environmental measures? Something to prevent global warming, like taxing flatulation?
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    (Original post by viriol)
    How about some environmental measures? Something to prevent global warming, like taxing flatulation?
    Global Warming is an evil communist conspiracy. Did you know that the temperature where I live actually DROPPED where I live between July and December last year? debunking it is so easy. :cool:
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    (Original post by The Socktor)
    Global Warming is an evil communist conspiracy. Did you know that the temperature where I live actually DROPPED where I live between July and December last year? debunking it is so easy. :cool:
    That is because it is just like when you step backwards in order to gain momentum to jump forward :cool:!
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    (Original post by The Socktor)
    Global Warming is an evil communist conspiracy. Did you know that the temperature where I live actually DROPPED where I live between July and December last year? debunking it is so easy. :cool:
    Global warming is indeed an evil communist conspiracy. The collapse of the Soviet Union seriously compromised the communist brand so in an attempt to rebrand they switched their attention to the environment instead. The ultimate goal is still the same: totalitarianism, they're just using a different vehicle to achieve this end.
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    25th december should be national touch a boob day.
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    (Original post by chefdave)
    Global warming is indeed an evil communist conspiracy. The collapse of the Soviet seriously compromised the communist brand so in an attempt to rebrand they switched their attention to the environment instead. The ultimate goal is still the same: totalitarianism, they're just using a different vehicle to achieve this end.
    Good work, fellow troll.
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    (Original post by The Socktor)
    Admittedly we may have to change our name later on (suggestions are welcome).

    But well, for now let's get down to business: 1. We support a progressive income tax. However, unlike the socialists who hate freedom, we believe it should be progressive in favour of the wealth producers; statistically the poorest 1% earn on average £5600 a year, whereas the wealthiest 1% earn £149000. This means the wealthiest 1% earn around 26.6 times what the poorest 1% earn, and so rightfully the poorest 1% should pay 26.6 times what the wealthiest 1% pay in order to ensure that everyone pays their fair share and is not scrounger off others.

    2. Creationism to supplant evolution in schools. Anyone convicted of preaching this nonsense shall be sent to live in the wilderness where we can really see if they are the "fittest" and thus able to survive according to their dogma.

    3. Though the Troll Party agrees that the death penalty is wrong as it does not punish people enough, we feel that a proper deterrent is needed to prevent drug abuse, sexual immorality and other unforgivable crimes. Therefore, we propose having them locked in a room with nothing and no-one but food, water, and a loudspeaker with a Justin Beiber album being played on a loop and on full volume. This will continue until their death. If that's not a deterrent, we don't know what is.

    4. Help prevent the New World Order by removing all environmental legislation. We thank Lord Monckton for opening our eyes on this.

    5. The Isle of Man to be renamed the Isle of Germs, as they are likely the most common organism there.

    6. Castration of people whose loins are engaged in filth and depravity.

    7. Everyone must have their eyes sewn shut outside school/working hours so as to prevent them seeing any nudity, violence or any other EVIL vices either in newspapers, magazines, on television, the internet, films or in real life.

    8. The national anthem to be changed to this:



    9. Declaration of war on France in order to plunder them for their key natural resources such as snails, frogs, and cute French girls. This would facilitate a frog's leg based recovery to the UK (to be renamed Trolland) economy.

    10. 25th December to be made national touch a boob day.

    So far these are all the policies in our manifesto. However, we encourage others to propose other brilliant policies.

    People interested in joining the Troll Party:

    - The Socktor
    -dongonaeatu
    -cl_steele
    -Fynch101

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    geetar
    why is my name there???? :confused:
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    (Original post by Bellissima)
    why is my name there???? :confused:
    I could swear you made a post here saying you were interested (or at least I thought so but was mistaken)?

    ...Awkward. l'll just edit that.
Updated: July 14, 2012
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