[chefdave]

(Original post by The Socktor)
Good work, fellow troll.

Cheers, you know I'm a natural when it comes to telling people what they don't want to hear (accidental trolling).

I advocate making women less equal than men.

Society has become obsessed with equality these past few decades and this has come at the expense of the traditional nuclear family and the security associated with knowing your place in society. To that end I support a token 5% pay reduction for all women. Not only will this help reinstate the ideal of the male breadwinner (a psychological boost for both sexes) it'll also give feminists something legitimate to protest against. As a feminist with a cause is about as much use as a chocolate teapot ironically the 5% reduction will provide a much needed boost to the feminist industry.

[thunder_chunky]

(Original post by Bill_Gates)
25th december should be national touch a boob day.

Well no because those of us that are single will only be around family, ergo no desirable boob to touch.

[iSoftie]

Sign me up... (iliekdis)

I've memorised the proposed national anthem :P
My IGN in 2 different games is iTroll

I don't like certain French people but I love their language (also add warts to that list of natural resources they've got them in the tonnes).

I think we should also make Spain our ally because I always thought that Zoro and Guy Fawkes should have been best friends!
We should also make Germany our ally especially when the pirate party wins the election therefore we can both take over France easily! We'll split it in half call it the Trollo-Pirateal Treaty.

After assimilating half of France (soon to be called Trolland the II of it's name). We should become hostile with America:
reason why is because America and their Americanisms -_- where can I start? They really fail-trolled our language with Webster's dictionary!
OR we can just upgrade Anonymous to Anonymous Mk.II and build the world's best supercomputers and declare a cyberwar to America! Silicon Valley get's first dibs!



P.S Who's up for replacing thesauruses (imma call em thesaurii) with PokéDexes?

[iSoftie]

(Original post by iSoftie)
Sign me up... (iliekdis)

I've memorised the proposed national anthem :P
My IGN in 2 different games is iTroll

I don't like certain French people but I love their language (also add warts to that list of natural resources they've got them in the tonnes).

I think we should also make Spain our ally because I always thought that Zoro and Guy Fawkes should have been best friends!
We should also make Germany our ally especially when the pirate party wins the election therefore we can both take over France easily! We'll split it in half call it the Trollo-Pirateal Treaty.

After assimilating half of France (soon to be called Trolland the II of it's name). We should become hostile with America:
reason why is because America and their Americanisms -_- where can I start? They really fail-trolled our language with Webster's dictionary!
OR we can just upgrade Anonymous to Anonymous Mk.II and build the world's best supercomputers and declare a cyberwar to America! Silicon Valley get's first dibs!



P.S Who's up for replacing thesauruses (imma call em thesaurii) with PokéDexes?

Pssst. Am I in?

[AspiringGenius]

(Original post by Keckers)
That's a little unfair. There's only one socialist party.

Ooo burn

OP: I chuckled at a few of those.

Unfortunately I am already part of the socialist (a.k.a troll ) party.

[Rational Thinker]

What a waste of a thread.

[Palatial Veranda]

Troll Party to subsidise monthly racism, misogyny and paedophilia fairs in arenas and stadiums up and down the country. The reason for this would simply be to cajole amusing reactions from the many sanctimonious and apocryphal rival politicians, newspaper columists and members of the public contained within the United Kingdom.

[chrisawhitmore]

(Original post by PoGo HoPz)
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(Original post by MacDaddi)
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After checking Hansard, the scores stand

TSR Libers: 13 bills currently in Law

TSR Socialist: 3 bills currently in Law, which is actually less than some private members have achieved.

[PoGo HoPz]

(Original post by chrisawhitmore)
After checking Hansard, the scores stand

TSR Libers: 13 bills currently in Law

TSR Socialist: 3 bills currently in Law, which is actually less than some private members have achieved.

Well what do you expect when the majority of the house is right-wing and we're the only lefties?

[Tahooper]

Death penalty should be mandatory for over 70s to reduce government spending on pensions.

[chrisawhitmore]

(Original post by PoGo HoPz)
At least our stuff actually does pass.

(Original post by PoGo HoPz)
Well what do you expect when the majority of the house is right-wing and we're the only lefties?

I expect exactly what we get, lots of good libertarian legislation.

[iSoftie]

(Original post by Tahooper)
Death penalty should be mandatory for over 70s to reduce government spending on pensions.

Now thats taking it to the extreme!
We liekextreeeeme!

[The Socktor]

(Original post by PoGo HoPz)
Well what do you expect when the majority of the house is right-wing and we're the only lefties?

Relatively right-wing, relatively right-wing. You're all evil leftist enviro-Marxists as far as the Troll Party is concerned.

[The Socktor]

(Original post by iSoftie)
Pssst. Am I in?

Sorry, I've been busy... with my trollsignments.

[PoGo HoPz]

(Original post by The Socktor)
Relatively right-wing, relatively right-wing. You're all evil leftist enviro-Marxists as far as the Troll Party is concerned.

I beg to differ. You're all Fascist, rightie Hitler-ites as far as the Socialist Party is concerned.

[The Socktor]

(Original post by Tahooper)
Death penalty should be mandatory for over 70s to reduce government spending on pensions.

I have already mentioned my party's opposition to the death penalty. We instead favour making the consumption of heroin compulsory for retirees.

[MacDaddi]

Lacking trollfaces this thread

[The Socktor]

(Original post by MacDaddi)
Lacking trollfaces this thread

How's this?