Sports Books That Would Never Sell

Discuss sports, teams, players, matches and events. Anything and everything sporting.

Announcements Posted on
Please change your TSR password 23-05-2013
Enter our travel-writing competition for the chance to win a Nikon 1 J3 camera 20-05-2013
Sign in to Reply
  1. I Kant Spall's Avatar
    • Exalted and Worshipped Member
    • Location: Turin
    Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    It's a popular thread on other forums so why not here? Anyway, mine aren't that good; add your own.

    "On Maintaining Proper Race Relations" by John Terry
    "Patience and Understanding: Ingredients to a Healthy Relationship" by Ched Evans
    "Dealing with Loss" by the Spanish national football team
    "Heimlich Maneuver in 3 Easy Steps" by the Proteas
    "The Beautiful Game" collaboratively by Stoke City FC, with foreword by Sam Allardyce
    "3 C's of Sports Journalism: Charisma, Canny, and Class" by Alan Shearer
    "Lebron Who?" by Brian Scalabrine
    "Courtside Conduct" by David Nalbandian
  2. The Dark Lord's Avatar
    • Exalted and Worshipped Member
    • Location: London Upon Thames
    • Posts: 1,288
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    "what it takes to reach a final" by Andy Murray
    "how to keep a cool head" by John McEnroe
    Last edited by The Dark Lord; 02-07-2012 at 04:06.
  3. Sgany's Avatar
    • Adored and Respected Member
    • Posts: 551
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    "The Art of Offensive Tennis" - Andrew Murray
    "How To Six Pool" - Greg Fields
  4. JD.27's Avatar
    • Exalted Member
    • Posts: 268
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    'Etiquette for Gentlemen' by Joey Barton
  5. xxm's Avatar
    • Exalted and Worshipped Member
    • Location: xxm
    • Posts: 1,051
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    "How to become champions?" - Current England national team.
    Last edited by xxm; 02-07-2012 at 04:12.
  6. The Dark Lord's Avatar
    • Exalted and Worshipped Member
    • Location: London Upon Thames
    • Posts: 1,288
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    "the art of effective management" by Steve Kean
  7. ~Sanctified's Avatar
    • Full Member
    • Posts: 111
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    Who reads sport books..
  8. Hipster's Avatar
    • Adored and Respected Member
    • Posts: 489
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    [anything] by Martin Keown
  9. jumpingjesusholycow's Avatar
    • TSR Demigod
    • Location: London
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    "Talking Childhood Obesity" - Gary Lineker
  10. CJ's Avatar
    • TSR Community Team
    • :badger:
    • Location: Brighton
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    Nice thread :gthumb:

    Let bygones be bygones by David Haye, a foreward from Derek Chisora.
    Winning, by Tim Henman.
    How I made snooker sexy, by Stephen Hendry.
    Utilising your potential, by Francis Jeffers.
    The feminist within me, by Mike Tyson.
  11. Drewski's Avatar
    • TSR Legend
    • Posts: 13,524
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    The Importance of Representing your Country, by Lennox Lewis, Greg Rusedski, Kevin Pieterson, Eion Morgan, et al

    The World Revolves Around Me and I'm Just Bloomin' Brilliant, by Paul Scholes

    Proper Pronunciation of the English Language, by Jamie Carragher
  12. pol pot noodles's Avatar
    • Vengeful, Imperial Overlord of The Student Room
    • Location: London
    • Posts: 4,034
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    'The Economics and Ethics of Football' by Craig Whyte
    'The War on Drugs' by the Russian Olympic Committee
    'The Five-Year Plan for Success' by Arsene Wenger
    Last edited by pol pot noodles; 06-07-2012 at 02:17.
  13. uttamo's Avatar
    • Adored and Respected Member
    • Location: Bristol
    • Posts: 505
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    'How to Shoot Free Throws' - Shaquille O'Neal
  14. .eXe's Avatar
    • Vengeful, Imperial Overlord of The Student Room
    • Location: Canada | Posts: ∞
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    "The Importance of Eloquent Speech' by Mike Tyson

    "How To Behave After a Victory" by Mahiedine Mekhissi-Benabbad

    "Defeating Roger Federer" by Andy Roddick
  15. Alexx53's Avatar
    • Exalted and Worshipped Member
    • Location: London
    • Posts: 964
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    "Tax Returns made easy" by Harry Redknapp
    "Cornering Carefully" by Lewis Hamilton
    "The Wondrous Second Coming of the Messiah" by Kenny Dalglish
    "Sportsmanship and Fair Play in Football" by Cristiano Ronaldo
    Spoiler:
    Show
    "Boring" by Mario Balotelli
  16. fudgesundae's Avatar
    • Overlord in Training
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    "The Key to Monogamy" by John Terry, coauthored by Wayne Rooney and Ashley Cole
  17. Miryo's Avatar
    • Benevolent Member
    • Posts: 731
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    "Beginners guide on commentating" - Gary Neville

    "The Number 9" - Emile Heskey

    "How to tackle" - Paul Scholes

    "The art of catching" - Rob Green

    "How to avoid scoring ridiculous own goals" - Jamie Carragher

    "How to dive" - Tom Daley and MUFC
  18. fudgesundae's Avatar
    • Overlord in Training
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    "The Art of Passing" - The England Football Team

    "How to have a safe firework display" - Mario Balotelli
  19. .eXe's Avatar
    • Vengeful, Imperial Overlord of The Student Room
    • Location: Canada | Posts: ∞
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    "Anger Management" - John McEnroe

    Dog Fighting: Rules and Regulations - Michael Vick
  20. Abiraleft's Avatar
    • Section Moderator
    • TSR Legend
    • Posts: 10,053
    Re: Sports Books That Would Never Sell
    (Original post by JD.27)
    'Etiquette for Gentlemen' by Joey Barton
    I would buy that! :lol:
Sign in to Reply
Share this discussion:  
Useful resources

Quick Link:

Unanswered Sport Threads

Groups associated with this forum:

View associated groups
Article updates
Moderators

We have a brilliant team of more than 60 volunteers looking after discussions on The Student Room, helping to make it a fun, safe and useful place to hang out.

Reputation gems:
The Reputation gems seen here indicate how well reputed the user is, red gem indicate negative reputation and green indicates a good rep.
Post rating score:
These scores show if a post has been positively or negatively rated by our members.