What's the funniest thing that you've ever heard or read?
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What's the funniest thing that you've ever heard or read?It could be a witty one liner you read in a magazine or a comedic story told by a friend but it has to have had you at least crying with laughter. For me one that springs to mind was my cousins telling me about a guy at the casino who never spoke and played punts banco only and every once in a while he'd say the wrong number when his card was going to come out in a deep voice, like 'seven' when he needed a 3 or whatever and it just had me rolling on the floor in tEars.
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Re: What's the funniest thing that you've ever heard or read?doesn't look like anyone's ever heard anything funny then
here's a nice kitten joke for you:
a man sees a little boy crying in the street
the man walks up to the boy and asks him what's wrong
the boy replies: "my mummy drowned all our kittens"
the man looks at the boy sympathetically
the boy continues: "...I wanted to drown them myself."
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Re: What's the funniest thing that you've ever heard or read?ehe(Original post by memomemootoo)
doesn't look like anyone's ever heard anything funny then
here's a nice kitten joke for you:
a man sees a little boy crying in the street
the man walks up to the boy and asks him what's wrong
the boy replies: "my mummy drowned all our kittens"
the man looks at the boy sympathetically
the boy continues: "...I wanted to drown them myself."
the end
I think we've already had a few 'what's the funniest joke you've heard?' threads before. There's always someone who says 'women's rights'....
have a search though OPLast edited by Pride; 07-07-2012 at 17:53. -
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GCSE class. I had to read a couple
Of pages from the Woman in Black and had to read one part that sounded like sex noises "oh, oh oh, ooh, oh" kinda like that. I had to read it; everyone laughed, I looked up to my teacher for support who was also laughing
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Re: What's the funniest thing that you've ever heard or read?Working in the kitchen and hearing a co-worker having sex with her boyfriend in the staff block down the hall yelling 'omg, omg' and then her coming into the kitchen 15 mins later and us all yelling 'omg, omg' at her and watching her grow increasingly red
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Re: What's the funniest thing that you've ever heard or read?A friend told me this story after her brother came home for summer last year.
My friend was waiting for her brother to finish in the bathroom, when she heard him singing in the shower. Deciding to annoy him a little, she shouts through the door.
"Stop singing, it's Lame!"
his reply to this was:
"Woman. When I'm in the shower, three things get to be free. My Balls. And my soul." -
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Re: What's the funniest thing that you've ever heard or read?Heard - Many of Frankie Boyle jokes at Live At The Apollo
Read - In Frankie Boyle's book 'Work! Consume! Die!', he describes Alex Reid as a 'cage fighting tranny', then around that area in the book he rips Jordan and Alex in a very funny way. -
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Re: What's the funniest thing that you've ever heard or read?As a child Lee Evans gigs always had me in stitches.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBbQm1avEY the second part of this had me in tears.
The Milk are also hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jdy_42n2uQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF_nu...eature=relatedLast edited by Tier; 06-08-2012 at 00:15. -
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Re: What's the funniest thing that you've ever heard or read?Simon Amstell is the funniest guy I've ever seen in my life
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Re: What's the funniest thing that you've ever heard or read?There's loads that are not popping in to my head at the moment but here's one:
"I have one simple request. and that is to have SHARKS with FRICKIN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS - now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. I mean what do I pay you people for, honestly?"
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Re: What's the funniest thing that you've ever heard or read?My middle name is delicious
http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct...6ffsoR-QsagD5ALast edited by Dmon1Unlimited; 08-08-2012 at 18:21. -
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Re: What's the funniest thing that you've ever heard or read?Without a doubt the funniest thing I've seen: http://www.noob.us/humor/the-office-fire-drill/
