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  1. Puma's Avatar
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    Re: I want to write-up the whole internet
    [troll/]
  2. geetar's Avatar
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    Re: I want to write-up the whole internet
    Start with the 'How is Babby formed?' one.
  3. somethingbeautiful's Avatar
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    Re: I want to write-up the whole internet
    This reminds me of:

  4. Formerly Helpful_C's Avatar
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    Re: I want to write-up the whole internet
    Learn a language, for goodness sake. At least that would serve some purpose.

    Or, learn to code and, then, create a program that can convert speech into text. Be warned, though, several companies already employ these. So, your program would have to be so advanced that they'd buy it off of you.
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    This is actually an impossible feat, but good luck!

    FYI - if you actually did any research, you'd know the solution to aid deaf people's use of the internet is captioning software, text-to-voice, and things of that sort! Not manually doing it - that is retarded, sir.
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    Goodluck but i'm out
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    Funny, I was thinking of burning the whole of the internet onto a CD. Thinking about it, it will probably fit on a floppy disc... :rolleyes:
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    Re: I want to write-up the whole internet
    (Original post by Ryan_94)
    This is actually an impossible feat, but good luck!

    FYI - if you actually did any research, you'd know the solution to aid deaf people's use of the internet is captioning software, text-to-voice, and things of that sort! Not manually doing it - that is retarded, sir.
    Voices are too diverse for any software to be reliable. The only way to do it is manually if you want it to be correct.
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    Re: I want to write-up the whole internet
    could you do this one for me i'm having trouble with it


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    :eek:good luck with that
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    Re: I want to write-up the whole internet
    Why not, instead, try to make it so that a transcript is posted with every video from now on? I don't know who you'd have to contact, but yeah, it's probably a more reasonable project.
    Last edited by Astronomical; 08-07-2012 at 22:54.
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    Re: I want to write-up the whole internet
    (Original post by getoom)
    could you do this one for me i'm having trouble with it


    Is he actually singing that? :lolwut: He looks like a chimp.
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    (Original post by Astronomical)
    Is he actually singing that? :lolwut: He looks like a chimp.
    how dare you

    that is the great Edward Khil King of Trolls

    and yeah he is singing it, it's actually not bad

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    may he troll in peace :'(
    Last edited by getoom; 08-07-2012 at 22:53.
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    Re: I want to write-up the whole internet
    (Original post by getoom)
    how dare you

    that is the great Edward Khil King of Trolls

    and yeah he is singing it, it's actually not bad

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    may he troll in peace :'(
    I googled it, it's pretty interesting actually. Apparently this version arose because the composer had an argument with the lyricist about whether the lyrics or the music was more important.
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    (Original post by The_Last_Melon)
    Voices are too diverse for any software to be reliable. The only way to do it is manually if you want it to be correct.
    That's not true. Many companies such as Google, Apple and Nintendo are embracing voice recognition as a very possible thing of the future. I hope you're trolling.
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    (Original post by Ryan_94)
    That's not true. Many companies such as Google, Apple and Nintendo are embracing voice recognition as a very possible thing of the future. I hope you're trolling.
    No I'm not I'm just trying to give purpose to what I fill my time with. Perhaps some really nifty software will be able to do it, but language changes so quickly and there are so many accents...
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    Re: I want to write-up the whole internet
    Good luck with all the 10+ hour long videos. Plus more videos and content are added everyday than you could write up in a month...
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    I agree the OP is barmy. BUT if each content creator did their own videos (completely doable task) then it would be completed. Well, not the back catalogue but that would be finite in size, some of it would be music or in some other way without words and maybe by a system like recapcha or planet zoo it could be achieved?
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    (Original post by The_Last_Melon)
    My primary goal is to write-up YouTube entirely
    There are over two days worth of video uploaded every minute.

    Good luck.
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    Re: I want to write-up the whole internet
    (Original post by getoom)
    could you do this one for me i'm having trouble with it


    I just laughed my head off.

    Repped
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