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  1. internetguru's Avatar
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    Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    Increase immigration to help businesses

    This petition...

    Pleads the government to lift immigration controls to help our struggling businesses. They can't afford to hire premium British workers and would prefer cheaper foreign alternatives without the hassle of relocating. Please help businesses by letting in more cheap workers otherwise their profits will be lower.
  2. Myotherone's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    We should be trying more to find jobs for british workers in Britain, otherwise it will cause restlessness
  3. de_monies's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    (Original post by internetguru)
    Increase immigration to help businesses

    This petition...

    Pleads the government to lift immigration controls to help our struggling businesses. They can't afford to hire premium British workers and would prefer cheaper foreign alternatives without the hassle of relocating. Please help businesses by letting in more cheap workers otherwise their profits will be lower.
    I don't quite get this. Surely, they can just employ people at the same wage? The only real difference I see between "natives" and "immigrants" is the work ethic
  4. chrisawhitmore's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    This makes no sense when given the failure of the National Minimum Wage (Repeal) Bill.
  5. chiggy321's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    What a ridiculous petition. The British "Premium Workforce" aren't exactly too demanding in their calls for minimum wage - sure some people get paid too much for what they do (a number of tube drivers come to mind) but on the whole the Premium Workforce get by on relatively modest pay. So long as every is bound by the minimum wage there will be negligable difference in the rates of pay for migrant and native workers.
  6. Hippysnake's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    Go on forum full of right wingers.
    Ask to sign petition to lift immigration ban.
    ...
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  7. Ham22's Avatar
    • Vengeful, Imperial Overlord of The Student Room
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    Nice trolling.

    Outrageous of people ('Premium' people) to demand a reasonable wage. NMW isn't even a living wage anyway...
  8. Rhadamanthus's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    It wouldn't be a complete TSR-day without a nonsensical petition from internetguru.
  9. Birchington's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    (Original post by Rhadamanthus)
    It wouldn't be a complete TSR-day without a nonsensical petition from internetguru.
    PRSOM.
  10. Rhadamanthus's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    (Original post by Birchington)
    PRSOM.
    And I've reached my daily rep limit.
  11. internetguru's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    If I stand as an independent in the next election I am aiming to make a manifesto that gets me a historic 0 votes.
  12. cl_steele's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    (Original post by Rhadamanthus)
    It wouldn't be a complete TSR-day without a nonsensical petition from internetguru.
    This, so repped.
  13. Dirac Delta Function's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    **** off.
  14. onda's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    why? give the people who already live in Great Britain work man
  15. Life_peer's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    This is a joke, right?
  16. moonkatt's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    (Original post by Life_peer)
    This is a joke, right?
    Seeing as this is submitted by internetguru I'd say it's quite likely.
  17. prog2djent's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    I would actually believe this was genuine if I was left wing, but the argument screams BNP manifesto, "the big evil jewish businesses want to crush the white anglo saxons by increasing immigration to lower wages and create native unemployment"
  18. xXedixXx's Avatar
    • Vengeful, Imperial Overlord of The Student Room
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    I do not understand how your mind works internetguru. There's currently approximately 2.61 million people unemployed. I do not think they're unemployed because "they're too expensive". Stop coming up with utter rubbish.
  19. Moleman1996's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    Thought you hated immigration? :holmes:
  20. Rakas21's Avatar
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    Re: Petition: Increase immigration to help businesses
    Whilst this is certainly a troll given your isolationist stance i will be voting No to this petition.

    We get a sufficient level of immigration from the EU for unskilled jobs and need not encourage greater immigration, the exception being for people educated to PHD level in areas such as engineering, Maths and the Sciences.
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