[Palatial Veranda]

Girls with long hair, and guys for that matter; I have quite long hair (probably about 14 inches or so) and whilst I was in the shower I unfortunately had to pull one of them from my ass.

This isn't the first time that such a situation has arisen but this was particularly disconcerting. This one was consummately nestled, it had really made itself quite comfortable. This is not an experience that I would like to repeat.

I suppose there's not a great deal of advice that can be given but does this happen often? Do you have an effective technique to minimise the sensation of removal? Does a quick tug do it or will that break the hair? Is it maybe better to opt for a gradual extraction, almost slowly cajoling the hair from the ass?

Many Thanks

[B-Man.]

[game of james]

A clegnut made from the hair on your head?

[pbsjohnz]

try getting a haircut, those usually tend to work.

Edit: it's funny, when I came to this thread I expected something entirely different.

[Clare~Bear]

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If you're blonde, have you now got one strand thats a dark brown colour?

[Tochai]

Was it like all the way in or just sort of lurking around the entrance? Either way, I hope you used good shampoo.

[Palatial Veranda]

(Original post by pbsjohnz)
try getting a haircut, those usually tend to work.

!

But then you may have an army of smaller hairs up there that you're not even aware of. At least I know what I'm dealing with here.

[cl_steele]

What in gods name did i just read ?!

[arnoob]

ROFL. This cracked me up

[Palatial Veranda]

(Original post by Tochai)
Was it like all the way in or just sort of lurking around the entrance? Either way, I hope you used good shampoo.

As much as I hate to say it, I think it was trying to make its way up the lower sigmoid area. I opted for more a gradual removal. I nearly cried.

I'm just taking a quiet five minutes now, regaining my faculties.

[Clare~Bear]

(Original post by Palatial Veranda)
!

But then you may have an army of smaller hairs up there that you're not even aware of. At least I know what I'm dealing with here.

I dont understand this. If you have your hair cut, then they can't reach your bum, unless you're a contortionist.

BTW this wasnt what i was expecting. I thought you were going to say you had a hairy bum, and one is grossly long.... I'm not sure if this is worse though - head hair shouldn't get pooey.

[Millyshyn]

Hair does tend to gather in between your bum cheeks after showers, unfortunately. Don't wait until they're inside your ass to get rid of them and your problem should be solved. Check regularly while you're showering.

[CherryCherryBoomBoom]

Pics or it didn't happen

[tooosh]

wat

[Pitt1988]

I do remember hearing a story once of a girl who had ingested so many of her own hairs without passing them, that they built up into the mother of all intestinal hairballs. Went to the doctor and they basically punched her in a certain place and arse vomited the giant matted mess out.

[game of james]

(Original post by Pitt1988)
I do remember hearing a story once of a girl who had ingested so many of her own hairs without passing them, that they built up into the mother of all intestinal hairballs. Went to the doctor and they basically punched her in a certain place and arse vomited the giant matted mess out.

lol. That is foul.

[Palatial Veranda]

(Original post by Clare~Bear)
I dont understand this. If you have your hair cut, then they can't reach your bum, unless you're a contortionist.

BTW this wasnt what i was expecting. I thought you were going to say you had a hairy bum, and one is grossly long.... I'm not sure if this is worse though - head hair shouldn't get pooey.

I don't think you can be so sure. Having a hair cut doesn't necessarily mean having a buzz cut. I should imagine that hair can be a tricky customer when it wants to be.

Look, it wasn't my fault. I know how to wipe my ass, I wasn't heavily constipated (pretty empty really) AND I was in the shower. Granted, it was in my ass but considering the aforementioned I don't think that this particular hair was completely s**t ridden as it could have been. It was certainly dicing with a dangerous situation though.

I love the way that this thread was actually moved to 'Advice on Every Day Issues' along with the likes of 'Nervous About Clubbing' and 'Best Age To Move Out'. This isn't an everyday occurrence.

[Palatial Veranda]

(Original post by CherryCherryBoomBoom)
Pics or it didn't happen

Good point. I would have done but considering I'd had a hair there I didn't want to be putting a camera up there either.

[Bellissima]

i think this is too much information!!

[TheSownRose]

(Original post by Palatial Veranda)
I love the way that this thread was actually moved to 'Advice on Every Day Issues' along with the likes of 'Nervous About Clubbing' and 'Best Age To Move Out'. This isn't an everyday occurrence.

When you have long hair, it actually is.