Anyone wanna make friends?
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Re: Anyone wanna make friends?Not at all, not at all. smdh(Original post by ipoop)
Well I think they are some advantages to being a paedophile, kids are supposed to the best with technology, that actually could be it, they are not intersted in the kids, just want to learn the latest tricks of the new age tech
Shame on us for branding them as child molesters, unless of course they are Catholic.
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Re: Anyone wanna make friends?How do you know? Could it be that you actually are a paedophile?(Original post by HalleStar)
Not at all, not at all. smdh
The power of Chrst compels you! The power of Chrst compels you! The power of Chrst compels you! The power of Chrst compels you!
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Re: Anyone wanna make friends?Lol, you must be bored. I know i'm not a paedophile so it's cool(Original post by ipoop)
How do you know? Could it be that you actually are a paedophile?
The power of Chrst compels you! The power of Chrst compels you! The power of Chrst compels you! The power of Chrst compels you!
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Re: Anyone wanna make friends?I'll be your friend(Original post by Anonymous)
Yes I know this is pretty sad, but hey, no harm done. I don't have any real friends that I see on a regular basis and it would be nice to have a couple new people to talk to. About me - I'm a 19 year old girl living in South London, and I attend university. I don't know how I can make new friends because I know most people meet their best friends through school, and I've obviously already lost that chance :/ Any interest/help would be lovely!
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Re: Anyone wanna make friends?GREAT! Feel free to continue with yourself though(Original post by ipoop)
Bored is right, but I shall continue, would you like to meet up sometime?
, I'm 14/20/36/55, male/female.
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Re: Anyone wanna make friends?Can I just interject here, you seem hilarious!(Original post by ipoop)
Bored is right, but I shall continue, would you like to meet up sometime?
, I'm 14/20/36/55, male/female.
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Re: Anyone wanna make friends?I am much more hilarious in the flesh. Like I said in my prvious post "would you like to meet up sometime? , I'm 14/20/36/55, male/female." Can I also add that I am Homosexual/Metrosexual/Bisexual/Heterosexual, Black/White/Asian/Oriental Asian/ of Mixed race and Gender.(Original post by throughthemonsoon)
Can I just interject here, you seem hilarious!
and every other traits you would like me to have. I am WHAT you dream of and so much more. Call me on 999 and ask for THE MAN, they'll know who you are talking about.
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Re: Anyone wanna make friends?Can I also add that I am Homosexual/Metrosexual/Bisexual/Heterosexual, Black/White/Asian/Oriental Asian/ of Mixed race and Gender. and every other traits you would like me to have. I am WHAT you dream of and so much more. Call me on 999 and ask for THE MAN, they'll know who you are talking about.
So then, what about that dinner reservation next Saturday?
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Re: Anyone wanna make friends?LOL That is all(Original post by ipoop)
Can I also add that I am Homosexual/Metrosexual/Bisexual/Heterosexual, Black/White/Asian/Oriental Asian/ of Mixed race and Gender. and every other traits you would like me to have. I am WHAT you dream of and so much more. Call me on 999 and ask for THE MAN, they'll know who you are talking about.
So then, what about that dinner reservation next Saturday?
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Re: Anyone wanna make friends?You don't seem to say "No", i'll take that a good sign my English Rose, Come Saturnday in two weeks, at 30 past the 18th hour, I will pick you up from your majestic (Semi Detached/ detached/flat/mansion/boat) home, in my Luxurious Royce, treat you to an orgasmic 5 star meal, go for a after meal walk during which we will engage in exquisite romantic conversations such as what positons you prefer, plan the future (when you plan on divorcing me and take half of my fortune YOU BITCH), I will then take escourt you back to my Kensington Chateau, where for one magical hour we will engage in small talk, sharing a joke or, after which I will tenderly kiss your soft lips, slip my hand down you dress making my way up to you soft perky breast, whilst carresing you neck. To hear the rest of the story Please drop your number bellow and we shall make this story come true.

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Re: Anyone wanna make friends?Why is it cringe?(Original post by IceCool)
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Re: Anyone wanna make friends?LOL. What is actually wrong with you? I guess i'm entertaining your nonsense because i'm bored(Original post by ipoop)
You don't seem to say "No", i'll take that a good sign my English Rose, Come Saturnday in two weeks, at 30 past the 18th hour, I will pick you up from your majestic (Semi Detached/ detached/flat/mansion/boat) home, in my Luxurious Royce, treat you to an orgasmic 5 star meal, go for a after meal walk during which we will engage in exquisite romantic conversations such as what positons you prefer, plan the future (when you plan on divorcing me and take half of my fortune YOU BITCH), I will then take escourt you back to my Kensington Chateau, where for one magical hour we will engage in small talk, sharing a joke or, after which I will tenderly kiss your soft lips, slip my hand down you dress making my way up to you soft perky breast, whilst carresing you neck. To hear the rest of the story Please drop your number bellow and we shall make this story come true.
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Re: Anyone wanna make friends?
Nothing wrong with me. Just say "NO" and I'll stop. Bet you can't, I'm stuck in your head now, you want to meet me now don't ya? I should say, if these posts were to be brought up to the court as evidence during trial, I categorically deny all rape acusations. I did not rape HalleStar, I just merely forced her to indulge into sexual activities with me, role play as you might say, we played master and slave, Priest and sister, teacher and student, nurse and doctor, nurse and pacient. It all may not have been to her cotempt but, she never actually utterd the word "NO", probably due to the gag in her mouth I cannot be 100% sure.
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Re: Anyone wanna make friends?you're actually hilarious.(Original post by ipoop)
Nothing wrong with me. Just say "NO" and I'll stop. Bet you can't, I'm stuck in your head now, you want to meet me now don't ya? I should say, if these posts were to be brought up to the court as evidence during trial, I categorically deny all rape acusations. I did not rape HalleStar, I just merely forced her to indulge into sexual activities with me, role play as you might say, we played master and slave, Priest and sister, teacher and student, nurse and doctor, nurse and pacient. It all may not have been to her cotempt but, she never actually utterd the word "NO", probably due to the gag in her mouth I cannot be 100% sure.
In that case NO!
, I'm 14/20/36/55, male/female.
