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  1. Jack93o's Avatar
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    Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    It just feels so damn uncomfortable


    Anyone else having difficulties taking a dump in this heat?
  2. ESPORTIVA's Avatar
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    (Original post by Jack93o)
    It just feels so damn uncomfortable


    Anyone else having difficulties taking a dump in this heat?
    Open your window or take your t shirt off
  3. Foghorn Leghorn's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    Sweltering heat?
  4. Sui-Kinxtar_kitty's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    Hahahaha XD
  5. I have a question's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    lol, TSR makes me laugh
  6. Id and Ego seek's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    Eat a lot of wheat and hay and sleep it off in a nice, shady cave.

    Problem solved.
  7. Darth Stewie's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    get some laxatives, get back in that bathroom and don't come out until King Kong's finger is in your toilet bowl!
  8. Safiya122's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    No.
  9. hypercaine.'s Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    How does the heat affect your ability to ****?

    Secondly, its hardly sweltering!
  10. philistine's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    I've found the heat actually produces more hospitable stools. They come out like Albanians exiting Charles de Gaulle airport.
  11. Jack93o's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    (Original post by ESPORTIVA)
    Open your window or take your t shirt off
    done that about an hour ago, its already past my 3:30 schedule
  12. This Honest's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    You have a schedule to take a dump....
  13. SubAtomic's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    You either can or you cannot, maybe you have dietary issues.

    Yet another thread where everyone is talking :poo:
    Last edited by SubAtomic; 24-07-2012 at 16:43.
  14. No Man's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    Eat more fibre.
  15. jamboogy's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    I eat baked beans every morning for breakfast, and subsequently **** my brains out a half hour later. Join the club.
  16. barnetlad's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    TMI.

    It's 30 degrees C, that is not sweltering. Ask someone in parts of the US recently where it has been 45 degrees C.
  17. Dmon1Unlimited's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    Stop taking a **** outside and get back into the blooming house!
  18. kka25's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    (Original post by Darth Stewie)
    get some laxatives, get back in that bathroom and don't come out until King Kong's finger is in your toilet bowl!
    Easy for you to say; you can sleep in your Star Destroyer, whilst we face the heat
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!
    (Original post by Jack93o)
    It just feels so damn uncomfortable


    Anyone else having difficulties taking a dump in this heat?
    This. Give me rain, wind and snow. Anything but hot, sun - it is annoying the F outta me. It is so hot and uncomfortable. I feel I am dying.

    I hate how stupid idiotic trashy Weather Presenter who think it is "Amazing" that we have such "Good weather"- F off. How is this remotely in anyway good weather?

    Just walking down tesco - it is all well and fine for Women to dress up as if you are in Barcelona. Cover up the fat ass, stomachs, hideous legs and the horrible triple chin face. It is disgusting.
  20. Dagnabbit's Avatar
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    Re: Can't take a **** in this sweltering heat!!!!


    Please, for heaven's sake, don't take more than 1 tablet
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