[iheartplums]

(Original post by benpearson1)
Sean Bean would be an interesting choice.

How explicit actually is this book?

Well here's an extract I quickly found - it sort of made me laugh

“I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”

[ForensicShoe]

(Original post by DaveSmith99)
Hurley from Lost

Hahaha

[ForensicShoe]

(Original post by iheartplums)
Well here's an extract I quickly found - it sort of made me laugh

“I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”

Is that was passes as literature these days?

[ArcadiaHouse]

(Original post by iheartplums)
Well here's an extract I quickly found - it sort of made me laugh

“I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”

I would have been embarrassed to have written that at 13, nevermind as a grown-ass woman ...

[Toniaa]

(Original post by ForensicShoe)
Is that was passes as literature these days?

I'm pretty sure at one point Ana describes Christians oral skills as something "a mother hamster would do to kill its three legged young" (not direct quote- I want to forget I ever read that monstrosity of a book)

[OBAG09L]

Until it get's to the bizarre "inner goddess" stuff, i could imagine Jay from the Inbetweeners saying some of the lines if the roles were reversed.

[Disenchanted]

(Original post by iheartplums)
Well here's an extract I quickly found - it sort of made me laugh

“I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”

Lol I'd forgotten that part, I think the language starts out pretty erotic then calms down a bit (!). I've been reading it a bit at a time over a few weeks, the thing that bothers me is the sheer quantity of times she says "Holy *enter swear word here*" and "oh my!", the author needs to buy a thesaurus..

[Ra Ra Ra]

(Original post by iheartplums)
Well here's an extract I quickly found - it sort of made me laugh

“I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”

Actually, that would be hilarious to see in a movie. They could make the 'inner goddess' a real person and have her dancing in the corner of the room as Ana sucks Christian off.

[ForensicShoe]

(Original post by Disenchanted)
Lol I'd forgotten that part, I think the language starts out pretty erotic then calms down a bit (!). I've been reading it a bit at a time over a few weeks, the thing that bothers me is the sheer quantity of times she says "Holy *enter swear word here*" and "oh my!", the author needs to buy a thesaurus..

The author needs to stop writing.

[royalpain93]

(Original post by benpearson1)
Sean Bean would be an interesting choice.

How explicit actually is this book?

Sean Bean is too old to play christain. He was amazing in game of thrones though

[mevidek]

(Original post by JaneLane666)
Samuel L. Jackson

I must admit that made me laugh a lot

[OBAG09L]

(Original post by Toniaa)
I'm pretty sure at one point Ana describes Christians oral skills as something "a mother hamster would do to kill its three legged young" (not direct quote- I want to forget I ever read that monstrosity of a book)

There's some pretty obscure imagery and references, amongst lines which sound as if they were written in by a 12 year old.

[Dirac Delta Function]

No decent actor is going to involve himself with this crap.

[ArcadiaHouse]

(Original post by OBAG09L)
Until it get's to the bizarre "inner goddess" stuff, i could imagine Jay from the Inbetweeners saying some of the lines if the roles were reversed.

Would pay good money to hear him doing the audiobook.

[Disenchanted]

(Original post by ForensicShoe)
The author needs to stop writing.

Lol! Well she's making quite a fortune of this trilogy so she probably will retire after this and reside in her new £3M mansion!

[Nutty_Psychologist]

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrit...n-grey#slide-1

These guys are good... I agree with number 1

Although when I read the book I imagine Hugo from made in chelsea lol

[ipoop]

(Original post by benpearson1)
Sean Bean would be an interesting choice.

How explicit actually is this book?

It's not, it's just badly thought out, cliché from start to end, and it started out as a Twilight Fanfic, as if twilight wasn't bad enough. All they did was change the names of the one dimensional characters.

[Toniaa]

(Original post by OBAG09L)
There's some pretty obscure imagery and references, amongst lines which sound as if they were written in by a 12 year old.

I'd say a 12 year old is more advanced in their literacy skills. The standard of writing is aged 5 tops, but the content is too disturbing for anyone in some places. My favourite part was when I burnt the book.

[ellewoodings]

(Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
I would have been embarrassed to have written that at 13, nevermind as a grown-ass woman ...

You wouldn't be embarrassed if you made as much money as her though


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[Lovefoxxx_93]

This guy would do a great job!