Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades
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Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 ShadesWhat the heck?! I've read better sex scenes in Harry Potter!(Original post by iheartplums)
Well here's an extract I quickly found - it sort of made me laugh
“I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”
How are women getting turned on by this nonsense?
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Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 ShadesWhile he is gorgeous and does kind of spring to mind, I think I would have to stop watching True Blood as I would massively dislike him for it.
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Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 ShadesThank **** for that.(Original post by Disenchanted)
Lol!
Well she's making quite a fortune of this trilogy so she probably will retire after this and reside in her new £3M mansion!
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Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 ShadesNo doubt they'll tweak it so it meets the most commercially viable 12A rating.(Original post by PrismaticCore)
So basically, they'll be showing (soft) porn in cinemas?
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Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 ShadesTrue, I really doubt she cares that she can't write for **** when she's loaded, but if I'd known that was all it would have taken, I would have done it years ago(Original post by ellewoodings)
You wouldn't be embarrassed if you made as much money as her though
(Under a pseudonym, of course ...).
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Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades(Original post by Dagnabbit)
No doubt they'll tweak it so it meets the most commercially viable 12A rating.
OK, with the reputation this book has, no way would the film be given a 12A rating. Possibly a 15, but they would probably make it an 18. It'd be pretty ****ed up if kids were able to see it. -
Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 ShadesIf Eric from true blood played it i would be over the moon, i didnt particularly like the 50 shade of grey stuff but hes amazing in true blood! does moody very well! fits the bill perfect!(Original post by Nutty_Psychologist)
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrit...n-grey#slide-1
These guys are good... I agree with number 1
Although when I read the book I imagine Hugo from made in chelsea lol
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Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 ShadesIf Anna Paquin played Anastasia, I'd have to watch Seasons 3 and 4 over and over again(Original post by minimarshmallow)
While he is gorgeous and does kind of spring to mind, I think I would have to stop watching True Blood as I would massively dislike him for it.
The same for the Emma Watson rumours.
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Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 ShadesNo worries, it was just a joke! Sorry, I couldn't find a smiley that made the sarcasm obvious so I decided to go without.(Original post by ArcadiaHouse)

OK, with the reputation this book has, no way would the film be given a 12A rating. Possibly a 15, but they would probably make it an 18. It'd be pretty ****ed up if kids were able to see it.
It was merely just a reference to all the films that have made last minute edits because they realised they were getting a 15 instead of a 12A!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/...mes-12a-rating
Hunger Games
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/n...too-scary.html
Woman in Black
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11598140
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Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 ShadesOh cmon. The dude looks like he's the head of a Colombian drug cartel, not some suave billionaire.(Original post by Id and Ego seek)
Manuel Ferrara.
People are only saying Bale since his part in American Psycho wasn't far detached from Grey.
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Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 ShadesYeah thats exactly what I think, he plays the bad look so well. And tbf the girl in it (I can't remember her name but he goes out with her in real life too) she would be really good as Anna as she has that look about her(Original post by RinniieX)
If Eric from true blood played it i would be over the moon, i didnt particularly like the 50 shade of grey stuff but hes amazing in true blood! does moody very well! fits the bill perfect! -
Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shadesthe award winning star of 'House' would be disappointed to hear you saying that.(Original post by Ra Ra Ra)
Well, Christian is rich, pompous and a prat.
So...

(Granted, not an actor, but imagine if George IV was
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Well she's making quite a fortune of this trilogy so she probably will retire after this and reside in her new £3M mansion!


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