Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades

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  1. Rhi_rhi1's Avatar
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    Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades
    Wasn't a huge fan of the book, have to admit though that i didn't actually finish it. However i would pay to watch it, if it cast either Alexander Skarsgard or Ian Somerhalder as Christian.
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    Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades
    I'm not quite sure how these can be successfully turned into films, the narrative just doesn't lend itself all that well. It would drip on and on for a long time, without any real plot of substance taking shape. That said, I wouldn't mind Christian Bale taking it on but there sure as hell isn't any realistic chance he'd do it.
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    Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades
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    Oh cmon. The dude looks like he's the head of a Colombian drug cartel, not some suave billionaire.

    People are only saying Bale since his part in American Psycho wasn't far detached from Grey.

    Daniel Craig would get my vote, if I gave a ****. The book was terrible.
    What, you're joking right?
    How is


    suaver and sexier and more suited as 'billionaire quality' than this

    ?

    I'm guessing the constant association with James Bond is the only real appeal with Craig. He hasn't aged well at all. At least we are guaranteed Ferrara will outperform Craig in all the sex scenes. Agreed with Bale, or even Norton.
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    I don't like 50 shades, butttt...
    if morgan freeman narrated it, well that would make one hell of an elegant porno.
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    Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades
    None; I would not watch it.
    Christian Grey is supposed to be a manipulating millionaire.
    Is this what women are expected to strive towards?
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    Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades



    Borat.
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    Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades
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    If Eric from true blood played it i would be over the moon, i didnt particularly like the 50 shade of grey stuff but hes amazing in true blood! does moody very well! fits the bill perfect!
    This was who I meant- Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder
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    Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades
    Not the most well known actors but I'd like to see Alex Pettyfer or Garrett Hedlund get the nod. What do people think? I know they're quite inexperienced but I have a feeling that the role wouldn't ever go to an actor like Bale or Craig.
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    Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades
    (Original post by Id and Ego seek)
    I'm guessing the constant association with James Bond is the only real appeal with Craig. He hasn't aged well at all. At least we are guaranteed Ferrara will outperform Craig in all the sex scenes. Agreed with Bale, or even Norton.
    Ferrara can't act. This is apparently going to be marketed as a movie, not porn. Therefore there should at least be a small amount of acting involved.
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    Michael Cain
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    Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades
    (Original post by Aisha~~)
    Ferrara can't act. This is apparently going to be marketed as a movie, not porn. Therefore there should at least be a small amount of acting involved.
    50 Shades will not be winning awards for its lavish, breathtaking writing; its film-rendition will not be expected to win awards for its unprecedented acting and impeccable theatrics, hence why all these 'top x actors to play Christian' are great actors, but they're mainly picked because they are very attractive. Like you said, a small amount of acting needs to be involved; Ferrara can execute that with his amazing acting qualities: 'boyish sense of charm, seductive abilities, and the ease at which he puts his female playmates in such a variety of situations.'
    :sexface:
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    Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades
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    This was who I meant- Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder
    Noo not him type in Eric Northman into google, although this ian fella is hot too! haha
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    Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades
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    It will most likely be somebody in their 20s as Christian is supposed to be not that much older than Anastasia, a college student. And it isn't awfully explicit, but it definitely deserves an age rating (which it worryingly doesn't have on it's cover).
    Oh come on...I read all kinds of books like John Grisham (his decent older ones, not some of the later ones which are a bit crappy) when I was about 11/12 and LOVED them. This book doesn't need an age rating on the front, it needs a "WARNING: **** BOOK" sticker on the front, and on every page within.
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    Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades
    I'm guessing the middle-aged panty-wetting audience of 50 Shades of Grey will demand to see Robert Pattinson as Christian Grey. I would've said they'll also want Kirsten Stewart as Ana, but not since the events of the past few days :teehee:
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    Oh please please please don't make this movie... for the love all things good in this world...

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    You know there is actual porn, right?
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    Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades
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    I don't like 50 shades, butttt...
    if morgan freeman narrated it, well that would make one hell of an elegant porno.
    I want this man narrating the sex scenes.

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    Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades
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    I want this man narrating the sex scenes.

    My Morgan Freeman beats your James Earl Jones, any day.
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    Ian somerhalder.
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    Re: Who would you like to see playing Christian Grey in a film version of 50 Shades
    I'd go for Gilbert Gottfried.

    (Original post by Disenchanted)
    It will most likely be somebody in their 20s as Christian is supposed to be not that much older than Anastasia, a college student. And it isn't awfully explicit, but it definitely deserves an age rating (which it worryingly doesn't have on it's cover).
    Despite being pathologically loaded with money! Lol.

    And I don't know about the age rating, I read the Dice Man when I was like 10 and that's full of gangbangs, rapes, role-play, BDSM, humiliation. In the climactic scene the main character ****s a woman while whipping a paedophile to death. And I seem to have turned out pretty vanilla.
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