How to get revenge on mean girls
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Re: How to get revenge on mean girlsIf you're going to take someone out, it has to be the "leader".(Original post by QwertyG)
Hack their facebook account or take out the weakest one in the group
Also, all this karma nonsense is bull. So you let them pick on you in the hope that one day one of them ends up with a rubbish job or whatever? Sit around getting bullied and being the victim in what should be some of the best years of your life in the HOPE that something unfortunate may happen to them in the future, something they themselves will never relate to their previous actions? No way. You sort it out immediately otherwise they'll go through life thinking such behaviour is tolerable. If you're quiet like you say, words aren't going to intimidate them much and they'll likely laugh in your face. You really do have to smack the leader square in the nose as hard as you can; a girl's worst nightmare is a wonky nose or dodgy teeth. -
Re: How to get revenge on mean girls(Original post by amyshamblesxx)
-Befriend them so you can tell one of your less popular friends about all the mean and dumb things they say.
-Get some weight gain bars from your mom and give them to the girls, under the pretence they will aid weight loss.
-Empty a bottle of moisturiser and fill it with foot cream; give to the girls and tell them it will help with their dry skin.
-Pretend to be bad at maths so you can ask one of their boyfriends to tutor you. Then kiss said boyfriend.
-Tell boyfriend mentioned above that his girlfriend is cheating on him.
-Turn the girls against each other by finding out their secrets, and if possible, send a candy cane to yourself and pretend it's from the Queen Bee so the other girls get jealous.
-Get into a fight with the Queen Bee, ensure she walks backwards into the road whilst you're arguing, causing her to get hit by a bus.
If you carry out everything I've listed above, there's a 99.99999% chance you will be Prom Queen.
Good luck!
You just made my day
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Re: How to get revenge on mean girlsI feel for you bro, all those paragraphs and you get 10 negs.(Original post by willbee)
REVENGE = worst idea ever.
Edit: and tbh, from what I've read of your post, I assumed that was what it was like for most people in a girls' school. Full of bitchiness and backstabbing...
Anyway, you should try being a guy at a boys' school. Ten times worse except you don't have a period so you just deal with it instead of getting all hormonal.
And someone apologised to you. They probably didn't realise their actions upset you. Forgive them and get over yourself. I think it shows proper character when someone apologises for something like that.
Edit: Why am I getting negged so much for this post? I just think revenge is the dumbest idea ever, and I assumed from the OP this was a troll thread. I'm still not sure about that. If you're being bullied, you don't pull pranks on people to make them stop. You have to make them know that it's not acceptable to treat you like that. Whether that means insulting them as horrid as you can, or beating the **** out of them or whatever, it doesn't mean "revenge". Phrasing it that way makes it sound like you're one of the following:
a) a psychopath
b) a sociopath
c) Lindsey Lohan in the Parent Trap
d) socially inept and possibly morally corrupt as well
e) just plain stupid, because bullying will only increase and you will ostracise yourself from others if you try to take "revenge" on people without killing them (not that I suggest that option either)
And as for saying "I don't forgive her obviously", I think that's immature. Some people don't realise when they're being a bully, and everyone is bullied and bullies at some point in their life. It takes guts to admit when you're in the wrong and so I think whenever anyone gives a genuine apology (and it sounded like on in the OP) then they deserve a bit of respect.
Revenge is for fools. And it is never the way to handle bullying. If you want people to stop treating you like ****, you need to make them think you're not a piece of ****, and they will only loathe you more if you pull a stunt like the suggested "revenge" thing. You get a new year, why not try to start over instead of making them hate you more? -
Re: How to get revenge on mean girlsStop being an insensitive bellend. Get off the thread if you're gonna be a complete *******.(Original post by cyfer)
Really? You call 'glaring' bullying? You must be one of the most sheltered children to ever step foot in a school.
Your best bet is to assume these names and make them your own.
Your own naivete, no need to complain about your failure.
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Re: How to get revenge on mean girlsI added one piece of advice in to couterbalance my amusement(Original post by jamboogy)
Stop being an insensitive bellend. Get off the thread if you're gonna be a complete *******.
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Re: How to get revenge on mean girlsVery well. Although I think I was at least justified on the glaring point(Original post by jamboogy)
Come on mate, bullying is a very sensitive issue for a lot of people. Be more considerate to the OP.
May the OP live forever in harmony with the rainbows and flowers. -
Re: How to get revenge on mean girls
I also go to a girls school and I know exactly the kind of girls you mean!!! They drive me mad. I'm the kind of girl who refuses to work hard to fit in and have always been in a smaller tight knit group of friends who are all misfits.
All I can say is don't letthem push you around! The best way to getto them is to wait for them to say something mean and then snap bck with something worse!! I once did this to one of the bitches and she lef me alone after that.
I know it's not a nice feeling but there's always gonna be people like that and you just have to learn to play them at their own game and let them know you don't give a **** about them.
Hope you getthe whole situation sorted
P.S don't do anything that will get you into trouble because these girls really aren't worth that! -
Re: How to get revenge on mean girlsShe needs a penis and some sperm to do that.(Original post by Joeman560)
-Spread rumours about them
-Throw **** at them
-Take a shotgun to school
-Send anonymous phone calls to their parents
-Get one of them pregnant -
1. Egg one of them infront of everyone (dont think about it, just do it)
2. Make friends with others in your class so you wont be alone and therefore an easy target
3. If you have a family member a few years older tell them girls keep starting trouble with you, this is probably the best option no one will stand for a younger family member to be troubled, they will make the problem disapear one way or another.
4. Think f*ck it me against the world handle everything by yourself and flip out on one of them infront of everyone including teachers... You wot get in trouble and you have a good reason to.
The important thing is to not ignore it. This is real life problems never disapear even if they go away they will remain in your system and make you a sour person when your older... As for everyone sayin ignore them and not to do anything obviously hasnt had anything happen to them. Never set yourself up to be a coward because this world isnt nice and many people wish they did something when they could.
You will never get into any Serious trouble if you retaliate after all, its only fair.
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Re: How to get revenge on mean girls
Okay, Revenge

Not always the best solution, but satisfying in the short term. Now my suggestions will be based on how far you are willing to go, my first suggestion was taught to me by a teacher as a joke from their school days.
1) Find out where the leader lives
2) Find out if her or her parents drive
3) If yes, heat up vinegar in a saucepan with salt & sugar, wait for it to cool and put it into a squeeze bottle. Wait until very late at night. Make a small scratch around the door handle of the car (all doors & boot) so that you reach the base metal. Also by doign this it looks like the key did it and spray the concoction (also spray on the exhaust or any other exposed metal. Wait a day or so and rust will begin to form. Do this a few times and they will need to get it repaired. Whenever they restore the car / replace it wait a week and repeat. Eventually they will be losing serious money through repairs and you can take the mick out of the girl for being poor
4) If no, get some guys you know to scare the lead girls when she/they are on there own (either at night or durign the day) i.e. being overly pervy or rude/nasty and she will eventually become a nervous wreck. Then just take advantage of this to drive down her self esteme
5) Buy prawns, wait for them to go off / milk etc... anything that reeks. Slosh it into a spray bottle and spray one of the them. Mean and not really a prank, but gets the job done. Or if these are too mean for you, just bomb her with off milk every few days.
Now we know the root of the problem - **** them. You can move on and dont let them get to you anymore. Be the better person blah blah...