Emasculated by an arachnid.
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Re: Emasculated by an arachnid.
Sounds gruesome, I mean the spider not giving a damn about your staring.
I believe you should take a cup next time, put it over the spider, push a cardboard piece/paper underneath it and throw it the heck out! That's what I do. I used to scream and jump, but as I grew older... let's say I changed my ways!
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Re: Emasculated by an arachnid.
Know how you feel
We have not used the upstair bathroom in liek 3 months as there were a load of huge spiders in there. Now as I refuse to go in and kill them and the cleaner won't do it, my housemate has been sharing my bathroom. We only need to last as a few weeks more and my brother is visiting and he can deal with them (hates them more then me and has no aversion to killing them)
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Re: Emasculated by an arachnid.Nahhhh I think he relocated a long time ago, or at least I think so. I've gone back to sleeping in my bed the right way round, but definitely not as afraid as before haha. If I see it I'll just rage out and bash its head in with a magazine. Or cup it and torture it...(Original post by lilabs)
You caught it yet?
Hehe youtube it, I dare you.(Original post by siani-chan)
I still wasn't very happy about having a swollen eyelid for 3 days (lucky the only people who knew me were my family and the people who own the restaurant up the road) so I could avoid the general public completely unnoticed.
But yeah, spiders near my eyes - no thanks. 
I made the mistake of googling a botfly (not the removal from an eyelid though) and now I feel sick. Lovely.
The first thing I did when I saw it was jump up and start screaming - I just wanted to get the hell away from it straight away. Erghhh the last time we paper and cupped it, I approached the toilet to flush it, and by accident I let the paper slip a little and the spider escaped, cue me dropping everything into the toilet and screaming like a girl as I ran out of the bathroom haha.(Original post by Nord)
Sounds gruesome, I mean the spider not giving a damn about your staring.
I believe you should take a cup next time, put it over the spider, push a cardboard piece/paper underneath it and throw it the heck out! That's what I do. I used to scream and jump, but as I grew older... let's say I changed my ways!
I'm still 16... so a long time to get used to spiders :P.
Lolwat? Definitely don't think that's gonna happen mate, but thanks for the suggestion. Only pet I'm getting is a corgi when I get my own place(Original post by joey11223)
I recommend getting a few pet Tarantulas. I have not come across a house spider in my room for like...ages, coincidence? I think not, clearly they're larger cousins emasculate them! (I say that because usually if a spider is wandering around, it's likely to be male.)
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Wow sounds like you guys have properly been made his bitch. It's horrible isn't it, the feeling that a spider hundreds of times smaller than you has bigger balls. It's weird man. If there's a major infestation in the bathroom then it's probably worth it to just lob a grenade in there and hope for the best.(Original post by for_healing_only)
Know how you feel
We have not used the upstair bathroom in liek 3 months as there were a load of huge spiders in there. Now as I refuse to go in and kill them and the cleaner won't do it, my housemate has been sharing my bathroom. We only need to last as a few weeks more and my brother is visiting and he can deal with them (hates them more then me and has no aversion to killing them)
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Re: Emasculated by an arachnid.Hey c'mon, what's your favourite colour? There's probably a tarantula which comes in that colour (though if it's yellow..I'm sorry, haven't seen a species come in a bright yellow).(Original post by jamboogy)
Lolwat? Definitely don't think that's gonna happen mate, but thanks for the suggestion. Only pet I'm getting is a corgi when I get my own place
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Can't say no to an A.versi?!
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Re: Emasculated by an arachnid.He'll be shown a roundhouse to the face. Spiderman is just no way as cool as Batman.
Red... but I don't think I'll ever have the balls to own one. Little ones scare me enough. Haha you're funny!(Original post by joey11223)
Hey c'mon, what's your favourite colour? There's probably a tarantula which comes in that colour (though if it's yellow..I'm sorry, haven't seen a species come in a bright yellow).
Can't say no to an A.versi?!
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Re: Emasculated by an arachnid.red...ouch I admit can't give you solid red but we have red rumps?(Original post by jamboogy)
Red... but I don't think I'll ever have the balls to own one. Little ones scare me enough. Haha you're funny!
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Re: Emasculated by an arachnid.Haha do you work in a zoo, or just take a very keen interest in arachnids? For some reason I find that one a bit less menacing than a smaller one.
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Re: Emasculated by an arachnid.haha no I don't I just like invertebrates in general, as well as reptiles and ampibians.(Original post by jamboogy)
Haha do you work in a zoo, or just take a very keen interest in arachnids? For some reason I find that one a bit less menacing than a smaller one.
I've kept a number of things over the last 5 years but right now I have 6 Tarantulas & 3 lizards, got a spider (not Tarantula) arriving Tuesday though, not had a new one in ages.
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Re: Emasculated by an arachnid.Badass, you should just come over and take the little ****er back to your home.(Original post by joey11223)
haha no I don't I just like invertebrates in general, as well as reptiles and ampibians.
I've kept a number of things over the last 5 years but right now I have 6 Tarantulas & 3 lizards, got a spider (not Tarantula) arriving Tuesday though, not had a new one in ages.
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Re: Emasculated by an arachnid.I'm sure you'll still be saying that when your house becomes infested with bats.(Original post by jamboogy)
He'll be shown a roundhouse to the face. Spiderman is just no way as cool as Batman.
We have not used the upstair bathroom in liek 3 months as there were a load of huge spiders in there. Now as I refuse to go in and kill them and the cleaner won't do it, my housemate has been sharing my bathroom. We only need to last as a few weeks more and my brother is visiting and he can deal with them (hates them more then me and has no aversion to killing them)
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