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  1. Lilahx's Avatar
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    Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    I have a few.

    Tony Blair
    Oprah Winfery
    Jose Mourinho
  2. *Darcie*'s Avatar
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    Madonna.
    Oh and also Michael Gove.
    Last edited by *Darcie*; 02-08-2012 at 01:05.
  3. suffocation1992's Avatar
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    Louise Mensch - has an opinion about everything

    Tulisa

    John Terry
  4. SpiggyTopes's Avatar
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    Samantha Brick, Dennis Skinner and Pastor Maldonado

    ...and probably many more I can't think of off the top of my head, thankfully

    I genuinely could have slapped Maldonado a few weeks ago, I saw him going into the F1 paddock about 5 ft. away!
    Last edited by SpiggyTopes; 02-08-2012 at 01:15.
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    Benjamin Netanyahu
    Lindsay Lohan
    Probably all rappers
  6. pineapple_thorns's Avatar
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    Kristen Stewart.
    Not because she "cheated" on 'R-Patz', but because she could've made it seem a little more realistic. I'm sick of Hollywood break ups. :facepalms:
  7. hajinator's Avatar
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    Chuck Norris. Just to see how it feels.
  8. Elwyn's Avatar
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    Sue Perkins. The least funny person in the world.
  9. anna-chipie 95's Avatar
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    Michael Gove. He's an idiot who comes up with ridiculous policies. For example, the idea of introducing a reading test for 5-year-olds that includes fake words. The ****? He says this kind of thing works internationally. Yet a education expert (not in the Dept of Education thank god) said it didn't work at all, 2/3 of the kids tested 'failed'. I bet half of them were really good readers. Making them read words like 'zog' and 'hig' or something is going to confuse them.
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    kardashians

    tulisa colostrvols (whatever it is)
  11. Clare~Bear's Avatar
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    David Cameron
    The Pope
    The Queen
    Jeremy Clarkson

    Or do we only get one vote each?

    (Original post by wwelol)
    kardashians

    tulisa colostrvols (whatever it is)
    :lolwut: That sounds like some kind of illness/disease you get in your bowels.
    Last edited by Clare~Bear; 02-08-2012 at 08:55.
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    Ed Balls.
    Last edited by meenu89; 02-08-2012 at 09:07.
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    George Osborne round the face :mad:

    Rhianna on the ass :sexface:
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    Seriously?

    No-one has said Piers Morgan?
  15. thecookiemonster's Avatar
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    George Osbourne or Theresa May, my god I would enjoy slapping those two...
  16. rm22's Avatar
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    Mitt Romney... That guy's a douche!
  17. iSoftie's Avatar
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    (Original post by hajinator)
    Chuck Norris. Just to see how it feels.
    You'll lose your hand mate.


    Simon Cowell
    Barrack Obama
    and the Kardashians, each and everyone of them.
  18. robo donkey's Avatar
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    Piers Morgan
  19. jamboogy's Avatar
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    I would bax Nicki Minaj's head with the side of the mic, that bitch. Could anyone be any more plastic?
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    Re: Which Politican/Celebrity/Sports Star would you like to slap
    balotelli, rooney
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