[Ra Ra Ra]

Or whatever you want to call it (asexual reproduction?)

It looked something like this:



and they were by the kitchen sink. I went to go wash out a glass and saw them there.

Now, I have no idea how they came to be by the kitchen sink, but this isn't the first time I've seen slugs hanging around that area. Usually there's just one or two of them, and they're not shagging, but I'm really worried that the slugs have laid eggs in the kitchen and we'd have some sort of infestation. I don't know if they come out of the plughole or if there's some sort of colony behind the tiles (we have some loose tiles) or what. Although I don't hate slugs, I sure as hell don't like them either, and I'm really worried now that the two slugs I saw have laid eggs somewhere and we'd have lots of baby slugs in the kitchen.

Is there any way I can get rid of them (aside from putting salt on them?) They only seem to come out at night, and my mum thinks I'm making it up. I'm just wondering if there's some slug family in my kitchen and if there's any chance of them pissing off sometime soon.

Thank you

[Podcaster]

Contact a Japanese porn company.

[kaylafrances]

**** me they're ****ing

[yusra121]

Those slugs look horrible wish I didn't open this thread now it put me off my cheese cake

[Ra Ra Ra]

(Original post by yusra121)
Those slugs look horrible wish I didn't open this thread now it put me off my cheese cake

I wish they weren't in my kitchen

[Four Queue]

[NuckingFut]

Those things will be feeling quite sluggish after their encounter

[Schmucks]

Even slugs have a better sex-life than me. What the **** is my life?

[yusra121]

(Original post by Ra Ra Ra)
I wish they weren't in my kitchen

Camp out in your kitchen at night and kill them one by one

[M1011]

Oh Christ, that isn't how you do normal sex then? Damn, I've been doing it wrong

[Ra Ra Ra]

(Original post by yusra121)
Camp out in your kitchen at night and kill them one by one

Lord of the Slugs

[modini]

Didn't know porn was allowed on TSR.

[yusra121]

mmmm......

[Blackshadow]

Kinky.

[yusra121]

slugs out for a shindig

[Ben,]

Did one finish very quickly? Irony.

[SnoochToTheBooch]

get the salt...

[Schmucks]

Incredibly, this topic proves how good slug puns are. Well done all

[Ra Ra Ra]

(Original post by Schmucks)
Incredibly, this topic proves how good slug puns are. Well done all

Yeah. There are still slugs in my kitchen, but at least I know some jokes

[PoGo HoPz]

Slugs are slags.