I indulged in several pints of strong lager and an excellent large chili smothered doner kebab last night, in celebration of landing a new job.

I've still got a frightful case of wind though today. Bloated stomach and a tremendous thunderclap of a belch / fart every few minutes.

I can fart at ease to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture, that's how dire things are

It is rather tiresome and I just wish it would go away...

Any tips?