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  1. Pinkhead's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    (Original post by Chillywilly93)
    this is spot on

    i dont want sex all the time, sometimes he needs a rest y'know!

    and yeh the erection thing, she grabs it to stick it in there and its all flaccid and im like gurrl i just gave you lovin' 5 minutes ago!
    lol.
    Why is it that guys need to be ready when the girl wants it, but the girl can be as frigid as she likes and when she's 'not in the mood' or wants to play monopoly or some crap like that, guys have to deal with it?
  2. g36c's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    (Original post by e-manon)
    boys don't take LOVE seriuosly
    cos we dont listen to one direction and **** over their deep meaningful lyrics and unique songs and style?

    an example off the top of my head, 3 guys died protecting their gf's in the shooting at the dark knight rises.

    actions >>> words
  3. IlexBlue's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    Guys who seem intelligent and somewhat cultured, and yet go after the most ****ing dull, bambi-eyed, false, unintelligent women out there, because they want someone who won't question them, and obediently fawn over them to stroke their wounded ego and make them feel superior. They only thing they and the girl have in common is that they both like her (usually fake) breasts.

    Essentially, men who claim to be all that but are terrified of women who might actually see past their bull****.
    Last edited by IlexBlue; 06-08-2012 at 00:35.
  4. g36c's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    my contribution..

    annoying attention seeking whores on fb or the fake comments they leave on their friends walls.

    'miss u bbe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx LOVE YOUxxxxx'

    'miss u 2 butiful xxxx live.laugh.love. '


    get me a ****ing shotgun
  5. Chillywilly93's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    (Original post by Pinkhead)
    lol.
    Why is it that guys need to be ready when the girl wants it, but the girl can be as frigid as she likes and when she's 'not in the mood' or wants to play monopoly or some crap like that, guys have to deal with it?
    women dont have equality, pfft.

    they have us wrapped around their little finger, their vaginas have us in a headlock
  6. Tier's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    General pet peeves:

    -Being so cryptic all the time. Just say what is bothering you or what is wrong with you. I don't have time to interrogate you and be barraged with guilt. Tell me the problem and let us sort it out calmly, like adults. Also, it helps if you listen to what I say. Stops us from going round in circles and maintains a healthy discourse.
    -Being so defensive and shy about sex. Don't worry, it's fine to masturbate in 2012.
    -'I want a nice guy'. No, you don't. There's a reason why you fancy Marlon Brando and not Leonard Hofstadter.
    -'My ass is so big'. Great! Wait? You think that's bad? No, the bigger the better!
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    Re: Men vs Women
    (Original post by Tier)
    General pet peeves:

    -Being so cryptic all the time. Just say what is bothering you or what is wrong with you. I don't have time to interrogate you and be barraged with guilt. Tell me the problem and let us sort it out calmly, like adults. Also, it helps if you listen to what I say. Stops us from going round in circles and maintains a healthy discourse.
    -Being so defensive and shy about sex. Don't worry, it's fine to masturbate in 2012.
    -'I want a nice guy'. No, you don't. There's a reason why you fancy Marlon Brando and not Leonard Hofstadter.
    -'My ass is so big'. Great! Wait? You think that's bad? No, the bigger the better!
    We learnt in psychology why this is , it's actually an evolutionary predisposition
  8. Tier's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    (Original post by YB101)
    We learnt in psychology why this is , it's actually an evolutionary predisposition
    Ha, so did I. I knew a bit about it before, although not as in depth. It's so simple and obvious as well. :rolleyes:
  9. desdemonata's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    Hmm... I hate talking on the phone and shopping. And I like nice guys. :lolwut: And guys I know do take love seriously. Ouch, gender stereotypes much... But anyways. With women, the sickening two-facedness and how judgemental we can be of each other . With men, that whole "lad" thing, and guys who act like douches thinking it makes them cool when "no. Actually, it makes you a douchebag :facepalm2:" though this isn't just a male thing. And in general, people like what you see on TOWIE.
  10. x[Aa$iyah]x's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    cute story
    those guys that act like gangsters and think theyre all hard and **** on standing on a corner trying to impress those bimbo girls....then i come with my dog and they run screaming for the hills

    i think i nearly pissed myself laughing
    Last edited by x[Aa$iyah]x; 06-08-2012 at 01:30.
  11. YB101's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    (Original post by x[Aa$iyah]x)
    when a guy breaks your heart
    girls are just as capable of doing the same
  12. Blackshadow's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    Blabbing on and on and on. Like idgaf you hoe, go make me a sammich.
  13. x[Aa$iyah]x's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    (Original post by YB101)
    girls are just as capable of doing the same
    true say on that
    but theres very few guyz that are going to sit around sobbing their hearts out after a break up

    whats worse though is seeing your bf with another girl
  14. Dirac Delta Function's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    (Original post by DS94)
    Long phone conversations ugh...........
    oh good lord you hit the nail on the head with this one.

    And it ends up with
    "why don't you talk to me?"
    "I don't have anything else to say, we've been talking for five hours".
  15. YB101's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    (Original post by x[Aa$iyah]x)
    true say on that
    but theres very few guyz that are going to sit around sobbing their hearts out after a break up

    whats worse though is seeing your bf with another girl
    Must be painful

    Also, I believe (sorry if i'm wrong) that because some girls like to beat around the bush with their feelings, some guys end up breaking their hearts without them even knowing. That's why I don't think it's fair for a girl to get mad at a guy if he doesn't know what he's done wrong
  16. x[Aa$iyah]x's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    oh an when your talking to a guy and hes not looking at your face but your boobs...
    im like" myface is here"

    not all guys are like that though, jut some of the prick ones
  17. x[Aa$iyah]x's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    (Original post by YB101)
    Must be painful

    Also, I believe (sorry if i'm wrong) that because some girls like to beat around the bush with their feelings, some guys end up breaking their hearts without them even knowing. That's why I don't think it's fair for a girl to get mad at a guy if he doesn't know what he's done wrong
    yeah thats true....we girls just tend to overthink things
  18. JaCkT794's Avatar
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    Re: Men vs Women
    Stereotyping. And both sides do it.
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    Re: Men vs Women
    (Original post by zeropoint)
    Women make funny noises when playing tennis.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=06erUlcA-74

    :pierre:
    Last edited by Dmon1Unlimited; 06-08-2012 at 02:24.
  20. Miss O.C.D's Avatar
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    Men assuming you're on your period when you're angry or upset :unimpressed:

    This was posted from The Student Room's Android App on my HTC Wildfire S A510e
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