A cat, or a fox. Probably a cat. They live the good life. Get fed whenever they want, more or less, can go in and out as they please, spend ages sleeping in comfy places, get to climb trees. Everybody wants to be a cat...
No one expects you to take a bath every day.
Your friends don't think less of you for passing gas.
A rawhide bone can entertain you for hours.
No one gets mad if you fall asleep while they're talking.
You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger's lap.
There's no such thing as bad food.
Someone else combs your hair.
People think you're normal if you stick your head out the window to feel the wind in your hair.
You're always excited to see the same old people.
If you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in public.
No matter where you live, you own the place