THE BIG BANG THEORY - Best one liners!

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knock knock knock "Penny!"

Knock knock knock "Sheldon!"

*pause*

knock knock knock "Penny!"

Knock knock knock "Sheldon!"

*Pause as Sheldon's confusion escalates*

LOVE it.

Reply 21

Haz23

[video="youtube;rqDRlzeP5mQ"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqDRlzeP5mQ[/video]

Reply 22

ipoop

"Would you like some Aloe Vera? Because you've just been burned!" Dr Sheldon Lee Cooper

This was posted in-between my self pleasure activities on my Desire HD

Reply 23

321zero

[video="youtube;vWX7rK3NNvg"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWX7rK3NNvg[/video]

Sorry, me again...

Reply 24

bexter:)

Do you need it to buy a less disturbing sweater vest? (The fact that sheldon said this in a complete straight face made me burst out laughing! :smile:

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Reply 25

xXxBaby-BooxXx

I love the "He's so.... zazzy!" quote.

Mainly for the facial expression.

And also when he buys a Christmas present for Penny after she gets him the napkin, and he's all "I know! It's not enough!"

Reply 26

y-y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlAvBgPFsI

Reply 27

JBB25

Just everything!

Every thing Sheldon says is friggin hilarious!!

What a character :biggrin:

Reply 28

kingkongjaffa

[video="youtube;P3Bpukvdbso"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Bpukvdbso[/video]

Still the funniest moment for me

Reply 29

Village Whisper

"I don't like rabbits. They always look like they're about to say something, but they never do".

(edited 11 years ago)

Wolowitz: If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then fine, I'm "creepy".

Reply 32

TheHoodatron

"Is there anything you’d like to apologise for?"

Sheldon: "I’m sorry I tried to blow up your head."

Original post by Nia_Beth

It's not a one liner but I ROFL at it every time lol:
The rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock quote xD

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

This was posted from The Student Room's iPhone/iPad App

Reply 35

blahblahblah1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIp77PUvLTE The Soft Kitty song :P

Reply 36

IceTea

Sheldon: At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your room mate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That's how I'm going to make it look.

or

Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Reply 37

Mr Tough

Two of my favourites:

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Ahhh such a great show :biggrin:

Reply 38

username991125

I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, BS, MS, MA, PhD and ScD. OMG, right?