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  1. bhogs001's Avatar
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    Re: I want to murder my neighbour's dog
    (Original post by jamboogy)
    Haha that's incredible.
    Its an antijoke.
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    Re: I want to murder my neighbour's dog
    If you're burying animals in your garden, it's best to put a slab or heavy stone on top. This prevents digging up by most animals due to introducing or inhibiting certain smells and also acts as a headstone of sorts.

    I remember we had to cover my second hamster's grave with an old roof slate, because we'd had our then puppy for a few months and he basically made a beeline for where the hamster was when let outside.
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    Re: I want to murder my neighbour's dog
    (Original post by Haesights)
    Hehe my first thought too
    My first thought was the scene in Watchmen when the dog's chewing on the bone and then angry Rorschach (The OP) appears with the knife
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    Re: I want to murder my neighbour's dog
    Once when I was younger my rabbit died and it was buried in the garden too. Then a night or two later a fox came along and dug it up and then reburied it in the old woman next doors garden.

    It almost gave her a heart attack when she dug up a dead rabbit with no head (She actually thought it was a dead cat)
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    Re: I want to murder my neighbour's dog
    (Original post by QwertyG)
    make it take in lily of the valley
    Do this!!!
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    Re: I want to murder my neighbour's dog
    This is so simple!
    Fix the fence... then dig up about 12" of earth, and buy a bag of readymix postcrete with cement in a little bag. Mix it all together, and add water, then dump it in the hole around 6" high. Then, recover with 6" of earth... There's no way that the dog will dig through that.



    simples
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    Re: I want to murder my neighbour's dog
    Couldn't you just bury the rabbit deeper, like 6 feet?
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    Re: I want to murder my neighbour's dog
    (Original post by QwertyG)
    make it take in lily of the valley
    Then she may end up exploding a retirement home.... :cool:
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    Re: I want to murder my neighbour's dog
    my neighbours dog wakes me up at 4 am barking -.^
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    Re: I want to murder my neighbour's dog
    (Original post by Foghorn Leghorn)
    That is ****ing hilarious!

    But seriously get over it. It's a dog with a good sense of smell, it's not as if it knew the rabbit was your beloved pet. It's not as if it did it intentionally to hurt you. It was only doing what comes natural to it, which is hunt for an easy meal.




    EDIT: why the negs, I'm not trying to be callous, but it is pretty funny if you think about it. Reminded me of that episode of the simpsons when ned, rod and tod are burying the rabbit asking god to take it to heaven then the dead rabbit corps bursts through the earth and they all scream.
    LOL loving the reference
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    Re: I want to murder my neighbour's dog
    (Original post by delshwaskia)
    I don't think my rabbit can rest in peace now that the dog's taken from him. I'll probably have nightmares of my rabbit telling me to retrieve parts of its corpse. Will go to B&Q tomorrow to buy some wood to make a longer fence.

    Don't think I can let this go. Will think of something...
    If this is a recurring problem then you really shouldn't be doing it yourself, get your neighbour to set up the fence or tell them to train their dog better. If you have anger to vent, take it out on the owner of the dog as they are to blame. If it has no effect, at least you'll let off some steam.

    Otherwise warn them if he enters your garden again you'll deal with the dog, it is your property after all.
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    Re: I want to murder my neighbour's dog
    Make it look like suicide.
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    Re: I want to murder my neighbour's dog
    (Original post by cid)
    You can't murder non humans ...just saying


    edit to add: In before animal rights drama queens who don't really get that murder is a man made concept with a definition.
    Go on, define "murder"
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    Re: I want to murder my neighbour's dog
    (Original post by delshwaskia)
    A while back my pet rabbit died. I buried him in my backyard. Digged the grass and soil until it was knee level before burrying rabbit in there. Was heading there to water some flowers an hour ago and saw my neighbour's dog... in MY backyard. The stupid mut digged up my pet rabbit's corpse and was chewing it. I was swearing and threw my bucket of water at it. The dog jumped through the mini fence, back to my neighbour's backyard. I just buried the remains of my rabbit again.

    Now I want to murder the dog. :mad:
    Technically, you can't murder dogs. :rolleyes: You can kill him though. Use a knife and be quick.

    On a serious note, the dog is instinct-led.
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