Welcome to the land of and MK II, more commonly known as the SUPER JUICY AWESOME Current Year 11 Thread (2012/2013).
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WHAT'S THAT IN THE DISTANCE YOU SAY? WHY, OF COURSE, IT'S THE
CURRENT YEAR 11 THREAD
No Lifers MK I
Username - Posts
shadab786ahmed a.k.a L'Evil Fish - 2224
MangoFreak - 1210
Foreverstrong_97 - 1055
Dinrah04 - 747
Little Tail Chaser - 497
Kittaaaaaay - 486
Aurorae - 481
Techno836 - 464
TheMancunian - 423
Dalek1099 - 345
SarcasticComplex - 297
10,000th Post Victors
Year 10 Thread: shadab786ahmed
Year 11 MK I: Dinrah04
Profiling! They'll know who killed us all from this post!
L'EvilFish - Well, Maths is my ecstasy and adrenaline, call me a maths junkie, I enjoy just about every subject, so PM me maybe for any help!
MangoFreak - I think these things never fail to sound cheesy Get to know me yourselves, losers!
Kit^2a^5y - Resident Airhead. Official thread lurker. I specialise in crappy jokes and laziness
Swag Hatter - Music lover and closet (or not on TSR) maths and science geek, if you don't like physics, maths or biology. I don't want to know you xD (jks)
Techno836 - Aspiring to study medicine at Leeds Strongest subjects: biology/english/maths Feel free to talk at anytime, I'm also great at personal problems. If you wish call me Luke
SarcasticComplex - Future architect, i'm sarcastic, musical and arty, and I *detest* stupid people xD
iLOVEmusic1234 - 15, Londoner. Like going out with friends, listening to music, reading, singing, dancing. I am told that I am funny, kind, shy but a generally nice person.
dinrah04 - Future Medic and erm I really like Science, like Particle Physics and such. Pretty big fan of Manga and Anime (Naruto especially) and yh. Basically science enthusiast!
Dalek1099 - Sci-fi and Maths enthusiast! In fact I create my own modules! I'll boast and never be demoralised, and I love competition but I'm a bit extreme....
foreverstrong_97 - Hey I'm a future weird medic who loves a laugh or two, if you need any help feel free to ask.
Farhan96Call me an unorthodox nerd. I love studying and I love the law, but I love doing everything else too. If you want help. Ask.
theMancunian - Proud Mancunian and aspiring theoretical/astro physicist! Need help? Just ask; much like Sherlock Ohms! (Get it? )
Tara8000 - I'm nocturnal and just about the only person here who actually enjoys R.S., just PM if you need any help ~
Aurorae - Science and Finance enthusiast, and keen debater. Official spouter of cheesy/bad chat-up lines and witty liners.
Little Tail Chaser - woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof... Translated.. Good things come in small packages, that just about sums me up! I can be awesome, funny and lively! And I'm a biology nerd
lol-no - hi, i'm Effie, i'm 15 urm i hate my school but love my friends, and textiles and tumblr. I hope to be an interior designer or architecture, one day so i hope that works out..
Accent Challenge Entries!
Record and upload a voice clip of the following:
Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theatre, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pyjamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
Oompa, loompa, oompiddy doo! When you need help in your subject, what do you do? Oh who am I kidding everyone does everything now...
MangoFreak + techno836 + shadab786ahmed + Swag Hatter - MATHEMATICS (THE BEST SUBJECT)
Give me a position and I'll give you force, that's how you make a vector! If you can't equation properly talk to us!
dinrah04 + SarcasticComplex + Techno836 - ENGLISH
Oh Arthur, where for art thou, looking for your knight in shining armour? If you want to English better than me, query these three, don't you know! Unless you actually want to know how to use words properly That's my job
LittleTailChaser + Techno836 + Swag hatter - BIOLOGY
I'll learn about human anatomy through experience, starting with her In case you're a prude and want a "family-friendly" version, talk to TailChaser
MangoFreak + shadab786ahmed + chloe-- + Swag hatter - CHEMISTRY
Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulphur, Sodium and Phosphorus walked into a bar. The bartender said, "OH SNaP!" Got a problem with chemistry? We've got the solution! And the precipitate!
MangoFreak + theMancunian + Swag hatter - PHYSICS (THE REAL SCIENCE)
If you're dyslexic, you'll enjoy Physics, it's full of hadrons but if you want to know why you're able to make that joke, or in fact interact with any piece of matter anywhere, ask us
shadab786ahmed + Farhan96 - HISTORY
I can see the future, you and me together in five minutes Want out of here? Escape into the past with shadab's History lessons!
chloe-- + Dalek1099 - GEOGRAPHY (THAT'S A SUBJECT?)
Geography - Constructive margins pull apart, so I thought you and me could be a little destructive If you've a mountain of work, and need some rock-solid advice, ask Dalek! Tread carefully
shadab786ahmed + SarcasticComplex - LE FRENCH
"Je t'aime!" "You love me?!" "No! I wasn't meant to say that!" need to brush up on your French? Ask shadab786ahmed & SarcasticComplex
MangoFreak - DAS GERMAN
Ich würde mit Worten spielen, aber Deutsch hat keine Wortwitzen Wenn du bittest mir um Deutsch, gebe ich Antwörten!
techno836 - EL SPANISH
Nos latinas son tan calor! ¿porque piensa vamos a cama dos veces una dia?
Want to learn to talk like this? Ask techno836
NinjaPandaa - Shi Chinese Mandarin
dinrah04 - ASTRONOMY
Look at the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's a giant thermonuclear reactor! Want to know more? Dinrah will save the day!
Aurorae - BUSINESS AND ECONOMICS
Damn, your industry seems amazing but you wanna know how it would be better? If Aurorae breaks through the barriers and inject a sizable stimulus package of his own Fancy breaking through the subject itself? Just ask him
chloe-- + MangoFreak - COMPUTERS
Want to learn how to turn your floppy disk into a hard drive? to learn to transmit data without the "viruses" ask them! ^^
MangoFreak - CLASSICAL CIV. AND LATIN
Tara8000 - RS and Philosophy! Religions?! yes, some people still have the faith to believe in so... For help to learn about others OR learn about how people can do such a thing ask the above!
Warning for speaking against mathematics
Loyal citizens, followers of the army of the righteous. We gather here today, with the blessing of him above, to purge the souls of the nonbelievers. People, the time has come. Its divine will is to be spread throughout the known world. Let the heretics be burnt by its divine light, let those who wish to believe be welcomed warmly with shelter and let those who choose to commit blasphemy find shelter under the rain of a thousand bolts of lightning. May the nonbelievers perish under the sword of the righteous, and the loyal individuals to be comforted under the shield of justice.
Do not misunderstand, the journey will not be one made easy, our test of devotion is not one of ease but a challenge. The heretics and our enemies have already shown their cunning and intelligence, the fight will not be one without blood shed. Truly its light must be with us. Clearly there is much work to be done. Steel your souls, pick up your tools and donate what you can to the cause. Surely this is it's will and we are assured of victory. There may be dark times but these will make our light and glory appear ever brighter.
Useful Links (courtesy of Tail Chaser)
The Nuffield Foundation - Bursaries and work placements (post-16) for those planes angled in a scientific nature (the scientifically inclined ) I'm funny I swear
Results Day Wiki Page - All the information you could need about results day and afterwards.
Careers Wiki Page - Want to go straight into employment after Year 11? Just after a Saturday job to earn some extra cash? This page is for you.
A Levels Wiki Page - Your one stop shop for all things A Level related.
Direct.gov - Loads of helpful info to help you decide where you want to go after your GCSEs.
Starting Sixth Form - It's a bit far off, but here's a few tips to make the beginning of Year 12 as good as it can be.
The Guardian - Further Education Page - Plenty of handy articles about GCSEs and further education.
Now that we have reached MK II don't stop talking we are aiming to have more Marks than the year twelve had
Thanks for reading! enjoy! May the juice and squishiness of my newly posted thread be with you!
Tiny Chat Room
Teh Super Awesome Juicy CURRENT YEAR 11 (2012-2013) THREAD; MARK II
Woo MKII! XD
Omg! We're so awesome :') night kittaaaaaay!!!
Put me on 10,000th post! Proudest moment of my life :O
ahhh well i got 10002 so now conversations anyone i believe i was talking to kittaaaaay about music anyone wanna join ?
side note ... for thread 2 xD
Can I be there for maths please
I can finally sleep xD
Where's the paragraph depicting the superiority of maths?
(Original post by MangoFreak)
x(Original post by foreverstrong_97)