[the bear]

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/912954-s...cher-in-france

nobody can disappear these days... they will be found and brought back

[Joinedup]

He'll break cover when he overhears someone saying 1/2 base times height only works on right-angled triangles.

The police will be instructing b&b owners to make mistakes in elementary geometry in front of all new guests checking in.

[the bear]

(Original post by Joinedup)
He'll break cover when he overhears someone saying 1/2 base times height only works on right-angled triangles.

The police will be instructing b&b owners to make mistakes in elementary geometry in front of all new guests checking in.

genius !!

or guesthouse owners to deliberately forget to put +c with their integrals

[Jack93o]

nothing like a good romantic plot involving two star crossed lovers fighting against all odds to be together

my feels

[Cannotbelieveit]

Hollywood story right there.

[wanderlust.xx]

Females love dem some mathematicians.

[meenu89]

Have to admit I did 'like' my Maths teacher both at GCSE and A Level. Still see him around sometimes.

[anonstudent1]

If they were really in love couldn't they have just waited a year for her to turn 16 and then leave the school, now he's pointlessly ruined his life.

[psychojonas]

saw a pic, i wouldn't mind a piece of that pie

[BethaneyJ]

I guess he took a calculated risk.

Puns aside, it is better than if she had turned up dead like so many young people recently. I don't understand what they thought would happen? He must realise the consequences if they are caught?

[rock_climber86]

(Original post by psychojonas)
saw a pic, i wouldn't mind a piece of that pie

This was posted from The Student Room's iPhone/iPad App

[Nick Longjohnson]

Brb, becoming a maths teacher.

[CherryCherryBoomBoom]

Must they keep posting photos of his wife? This whole situation must be already very embarrassing and devastating enough for her, without having a bunch of strangers unnecessarily gawking at her in the press.


EDIT: Wow, I've just clicked on that article again now and seen that they've actually edited the wife out of that picture now! Well, I dunno if they saw my comment or not, but I'm glad the reporter finally came to their senses anyway

[mimx]

(Original post by Nick Longjohnson)
Brb, becoming a maths teacher.

I think, statistically speaking, PE teacher is probably a better bet.

[Aspiringlawstudent]

Don't really have any problem with it so long as it's voluntary.

[Scienceisgood]

I am thinking there is more to this story than the family are letting on because if the family really did "love" her, then why did she run away in the first place?
Too many questions to make a call right now.

[thunder_chunky]

(Original post by BethaneyJ)
I guess he took a calculated risk.

I guess that's a good way to sum it up.

[Wilfred Little]

Sexy kids causing trouble again

(Original post by Scienceisgood)
I am thinking there is more to this story than the family are letting on because if the family really did "love" her, then why did she run away in the first place?
Too many questions to make a call right now.

"You know that your adorable princess wants her adorable mermaid back."

If that's any indication of her upbringing I'm not surprised she ran away. Who talks to a 15 year old like that?

[BethaneyJ]

(Original post by thunder_chunky)
I guess that's a good way to sum it up.

We should be careful. Maths puns are the first sine of madness.

[Wilfred Little]

The age of consent is 15 in France - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent

This crafty teacher has done his homework