I'm Matt, and I attend Staffordshire University.
The place is a complete joke. You won't believe what I'm about to tell you.
I'm in my third year, studying Film & Screenwriting, and I really do not know what I'm paying for. I'm required to attend lectures/seminars at 10am on a Tuesday morning and 9am on a Wednesday morning, for a grand total of THREE hours.
Basically, I'm paying £151.87 per week for tuition, or if you would prefer, £50.62 per hour!
Using what I've "learned" so far in my current year; here's a list of my newfound expertise.
- Heath Ledger was brilliant as The Joker in The Dark Knight...
- Nicole Kidman's fame deteriorated when she parted with Tom Cruise.
- Male actors improve with age.
- Female actors wilt with age.
- Marilyn Monroe was not a natural blonde.
- Many more excellent facts like the aforementioned.
Also, we've been treated to guest speakers, guest speakers that are "Media Professionals" that have taken the time out from their manic schedules to come and really spoil us lucky students.
Among the list of speakers...
Somebody who interviewed Robbie Williams' dad...
A former lecturer who continuously reiterated that we need to go out there and experience the film industry. He failed to tell us that he's in charge of a local production based on Jack The Ripper. Thanks for that, sir. Very considerate of you.
Oh it gets better...
We have two independent study modules;
Feature Film
&
Adaptation
The lecturer who teaches the latter was brilliant with me last year. I lost my father and found it difficult to engage myself in group work, but I always ensured that I was there and taking part, despite the horrible time I was experiencing. Two of our group members let us down frequently, with one saying that he couldn't make our mock presentation due to looking after his parents house. Naturally, I complained about this, saying "Why should I receive the same grades as these people who just don't care about the course, when I'm still here working my backside off, when I've just lost a parent?"
Received response...
"I can't change the other members grades. You all worked together on said project. In regard to your father, you have to understand that life goes on."
What do you think about that?
My catalogue of complaints goes further than what I've written here.
Basically, there has been very little time spent on campus.
The course is allegedly FULL TIME, but there has not been a single moment at University where I've had more than 10 hours of interaction with a lecturer in a single week.
It's a total embarrassment.
Do I complain? Surely I'm entitled to a reimbursed.
Disgruntled mature student.
Matt