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Post funny headlines from the Daily Mail Headline Generator!

politics_student

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Some I found:

IS YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL GIVING THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY CANCER?
COULD GYPSIES DESTROY BRITAIN'S SWANS?
WILL MUSLIMS DEVALUE TAXPAYERS?
COULD POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GIVE BRITAIN'S FARMERS CANCER?
WILL CHAVS CHEAT THE ROYAL FAMILY?
IS YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL MOLESTING YOUR DAUGHTERS?
COULD WORKING MOTHERS TURN YOUR PETS GAY?
COULD IMMIGRANTS DESTROY COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

Reply 1

Newlands_94

Thanks for this :smile:

Reply 2

Tabzqt

Could the labour party devalue the royal family?

:biggrin:

Reply 3

NuckingFut

IS FEMINISM GIVING THE ROYAL FAMILY SWINE FLU?

yes. yes it is. :banana:

Reply 4

Fuzzpig

COULD SINGLE MOTHERS RUIN BRITAIN'S FARMERS?
ARE PAEDOPHILES IMPREGNATING PROPERTY PRICES? :rofl:

IS THE E.U. INFECTING THE CHURCH WITH AIDS?
HAVE GAYS GIVEN THE QUEEN CANCER?
WILL PAEDOPHILES DESTROY YOUR PETS?
CAN CANCER GIVE YOU CANCER?

:lol:

Reply 5

MangoFreak

IS THE MMR JAB STEALING FROM HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

:lol:

Better:

HAS THE EURO INFECTED YOUR DAUGHTERS WITH AIDS? :rofl:

Reply 6

fastrun

Volunteering to help the poor is too much hard work, says uni students, so we'll read the Guardian instead! :s-smilie:

Students say: Its not snobbery if we insult their newspapers! Outrage as poor working class women mocked about their favorite newspaper!!! Accusations of sexism as students leave the male version of the paper, the Telegraph, unscathed!!!!

Heartbroken! Feminist Values Betrayed! May as well jump now! said fat-acceptance feminist and skinny jean wearing vegan, as she realized that Patrick Kingsley wrote for the Daily Mail and the Sunday Times before bitching about sexism in freshers week and dressing metrosexually in the Guardian opinion common...

Left Wing Feminism No Longer Relevant to Most Women!! New Outrage after reporters have uncovered that according to many left wing newspapers, you aren't a feminist if you have children or love your husband! Suggestions of Brave New World as women are told they should abandon their children to state Childcare to worship the God Capital! Voodoo undertones as former victims of this ideology stated that Germaine Greer indirectly pressured them through her books into tasting their own menstrual blood!!!

Reply 7

Oromis263

are feral children having sex with the royal family?

Reply 8

alison_90

HAS THE INTERNET INFECTED PENSIONERS WITH AIDS?

:holmes:

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Reply 9

The Socktor

HURRAH FOR THE BLACKSHIRTS

Unseriously though:

WILL THE EURO RIP OFF THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

^That sound more like a Daily Express headline, to be fair. Then again the two are pretty much the same paper, no matter how much they act like they're rivals.

Anyway:

WILL FILTH ON TELEVISION STEAL FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY?
COULD FERAL CHILDREN GIVE THE MEMORY OF DIANA SWINE FLU?
COULD HOODIES GIVE YOUR PENSION DIABETES?
WILL YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL INFECT TAXPAYERS WITH AIDS?
COULD FEMINISM HAVE SEX WITH PROPERTY PRICES?
HAVE THE P.C. BRIGADE IMPREGNATED COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?
HAS THE LABOUR PARTY HAD SEX WITH THE QUEEN?

Reply 10

politics_student

One question: Why is the DM obsessed with the "memory of Diana"?

Reply 11

Cephalus

Jeez everybody is ribbing the DM.

The only papers that actually tells the truth

Reply 12

ambbs

Are the unemployed infecting the queen with aids?
Could muslims impregnate your mortgage?
will lesbians impregnate britain's swans?
could muslims give your daughters cancer?