I have a really funny mate she comes out with the most stupid of things and they are really funny. Post some dumb conversations or quotes you have heard someone say. I'll start off:
"What is the capital of India, I know its not France"
Not really dumb just a slip of the tongue but funny nevertheless. There was a fly in my friends dorm and she said argh I am sick of all these bloody midgets!! Meaning midges haha what made it funnier was that we are both 5ft1.. it was kind of a had to be there moment admittedly.
I asked a girl her favorite artist/band and she said she liked Glee. "They are the best band I've ever heard".
Also a quote from Britney Spears: "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
I was talking to a girl who thought the sun was the biggest planet ever. She also didn't know who Hitler or Osama Bin Laden was because "she wasn't old enough to know when they happened".
I was once sat in a church and my brother asked "why is there a trap door in the ceiling?" I replied: "Maybe it's to let light in at night." Stupidest thing I've ever said.
There's one: It was in the english classroom,there was a girl which is in love with Mangas and japanese series,the professor asked a question to this girl:Which city in America you'd like to visit ? She said:Tokyo
Girl : Were going to watch a film Dumb blonde: What are you going to watch? Girl: We haven't decided yet Dumb blonde: What kind of film is that?
Also there were these two retarded girls in my class who were talking about who the priminister was. Girl 1 said "Gordon Brown is the Priminister" and then girl 2 replies with confidence saying "NO HE'S NOT, YOU IDIOT, IT'S BORIS JOHNSON!"
Lol, I'm getting negs because I've spelt Prime Minister wrong, how pathetic