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University College London, University of London
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Uc, Uc!

OH!
I'm Burlington Burty
I'm short fat and dirty
My college portrays my high class
HIGH CLASS!
I walk down the Strand
with my cock in my hand
And I wave it at Kings as I pass

OH!
Burt, Burt,
I come in my shirt
At least I go to UC
UC!
One thing I am sure of
Strand Poly are ******s
I'm Burlington Burt from UC...
Thats me and him and her and her...


In case you didn't know it already. Best sung on a Wednesday night in the Union. Second floor.

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Reply 1
and him and him and him and him!!!!!!!!! :redface:
University College London, University of London
University College London
London
now i finally understand that freshers video :- )
and the kcl abuse :<
Reply 3
I think that's a bit sexist. What if you don't have a c*ck?
Reply 4
Ludivine
I think that's a bit sexist. What if you don't have a c*ck?



You borrow someone's.
Reply 5
:biggrin:

EDIT: Have you noticed how good Swedish people are at ruining all the threads in the UCL forum?
Reply 6
evilheat
:biggrin:

EDIT: Have you noticed how good Swedish people are at ruining all the threads in the UCL forum?


I know...

I hate Scandinavians :rolleyes:

Go to Kings you losers!
Reply 7
Revenged
I know...

I hate Scandinavians :rolleyes:

Go to Kings you losers!


I thought Iceland was a part of Scandinavia?
Reply 8
evilheat
:biggrin:

EDIT: Have you noticed how good Swedish people are at ruining all the threads in the UCL forum?



Ditto!
Reply 9
evilheat
I thought Iceland was a part of Scandinavia?


Luckily they're not. However, we still have to put up with them in the Nordic region.

Actually, it seems the many ppl around the world can't get the things straight. They tend to believe Nordic Region = Scandinavia. However:

Scandinavia is derived from the Scandinavian peninsula, which encompasses Sweden, Norway (damnit!) and Denmark (sometimes even Finland, but that's open for discussion). The Nordic region, however, includes Sweden, Norway (damnit!), Finland, Denmark and Iceland.
Reply 10
evilheat
I thought Iceland was a part of Scandinavia?


No, not in my world it isn't...
Reply 11
Thanks for clearifying jb! After all, we all know that Scandinavian geography is at least somewhat related to the UC song :biggrin:.
jb_sweden
You borrow someone's.


Yep. Just find the nearest bloke and if he's from UCL, I'm sure he'll oblige so you can complete the song.
Reply 13
evilheat
Thanks for clearifying jb! After all, we all know that Scandinavian geography is at least somewhat related to the UC song :biggrin:.


Well, I'm a scandy now... And it feels great...

I'm so glad I'm not Sweedish...

Otherwise, I'd be called Sven, be blonde and be having babies before i was 18!
Reply 14
Revenged
Well, I'm a scandy now... And it feels great...

I'm so glad I'm not Sweedish...

Otherwise, I'd be called Sven, be blonde and be having babies before i was 18!


Hahaha.

Sven is an extremely uncommon name those days. I think Oskar is the most common for males now. Or maybe Viktor. For female - no idea. I usually don't remember their names anyway. ha.. ha...
Reply 15
jb_sweden
Scandinavia is derived from the Scandinavian peninsula, which encompasses Sweden, Norway (damnit!) and Denmark (sometimes even Finland, but that's open for discussion). The Nordic region, however, includes Sweden, Norway (damnit!), Finland, Denmark and Iceland.


Don't be racialist, Sven...
Reply 16
Revenged
Don't be racialist, Sven...


Actually, I love Norway - Iceland too, despite their aggressive foreign investments, leading to that they probably owe half of Scandinavia by now.. I'm just playing on the few-hundred-year-old feud between us. Love, peace and understanding?
Reply 17
jb_sweden
Actually, I love Norway - Iceland too, despite their aggressive foreign investments, leading to that they probably owe half of Scandinavia by now.. I'm just playing on the few-hundred-year-old feud between us. Love, peace and understanding?


This feud would have ended hundreds of years ago if it were not for your denial...

How can you deny that your name wasn't Sven?

All the deaths and blood that has been shed over the years is on your hands...

And linking us nicely back to the topic... Uc Uc
Reply 18
yeah, Uc Uc! (now we're on the safe side!)
Reply 19
President_Ben
Yep. Just find the nearest bloke and if he's from UCL, I'm sure he'll oblige so you can complete the song.


I'd better hope you UC boys are generous then.

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