How to talk to a deathly shy girl?

Run up to her, wearing a invisibility cloak, holding a banana, quickly remove the cloak, and stick it in her mouth.

What f she doesn't like bananas? I don't think you've thought this through pal

What f she doesn't like bananas? I don't think you've thought this through pal

Blow gently into her nostrils

Run up to her, wearing a invisibility cloak, holding a banana, quickly remove the cloak, and stick it in her mouth.

Not a problem, the banana can be replaced with anything.

Often the best method for any problem is penetration to the mouth, we are simply abiding by these known, proven rules.
Swap the banana for a object of her choice.
However, this does lead us to another problem - How do we find out what she wants in her mouth - We can't ask her! She's too shy.

But don't fear, I have a proven methods to deal with this issue.



Problem = Solved

Don't say I don't do anything for you.

I met a really shy girl a few weeks ago at a house party. We caught eachothers glances a few times. Eventually I went up to her to talk to her but the response I got was really cold. I made small talk but she gave one word answers, so I just sort of left the conversation because I thought that was really rude of her or that she just wasn't interested in talking to me.

After a while we were both dancing near eachother and I noticed that she kept bumping into me. I didn't really know how to react because I thought she wasn't interested, but she kept looking at me. There was a few times where I would turn around and I could see her looking straight at me. She would quickly avert her eyes and run her hands through her hair. This happened about five times altogether so I knew she was interested.

Anyway, I had to leave to meet up with some friends, but I managed to find her on facebook a few days later. I asked her if she wanted to go for a drink sometime (I know it's lame asking a girl out over FB but I didn't have her number. Please don't judge me!) but she didn't reply.

We've both been invited to a party this weekend and I'm bound to run into her again. How do I talk to her without her getting all shy on me again?

Especially looking for advice from girls, especially if you're shy too.

I'm a girl, and people that don't know me call me shy and quiet, so I'm qualified to respond

Anyway, her not replying to your f/b might be cos she hasn't checked f/b or missed the post (god knows how...)...but if she put something on her wall or whatever after you messaged, then she has read ur msg and she's maybe just unsure of how to respond cos maybe she thinks if she meets up with you there might be awkward silences and stuff. I do think she's interested otherwise she wouldn't have accepted you on fb I guess.

Too many maybes.

Talk about something you know you have in common (use her f/b to find out), or about mutual friends and how you met em or w.e...just something she knows she can respond on and ask you questions about too.

Invite her to dance and stuff, don't just give up if she is still shy at the 2nd party! Never give up, you might be missing out on a truly amazing person if you do!!!

Edit: ****, I just realised your party has already happened...weeks ago! Erm...heheh....how did it go then?

Ohhhhh you've upset the whole apple cart now, because now I just replied, but I'm out of sync with the timing too, and oh, it's a mess.