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Why did the egg go on a safari?







Because he's an egg-splorer :ahee:
Reply 61
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

What do you call a pig with no clothes?

Streaky bacon
okay, it's a knock knock joke,
ready?

Two men walk into a bar....

knock knock ..... (you see, because they walked into a bar....and there's two of them HAHA *slaps knee*
I guy asked me what I thought about homosexuals

I said "I'm not too anal about it"

Hurhurhur :P


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Why did the skeleton forfeit the fight?

Cos he didn't have the guts! :biggrin:

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I'd tell a joke about CFCs but it would ruin the atmosphere.
Reply 66
My missus said, "I bet you can't go a whole day without making a joke about my period."

I said, "OK, you're on."
What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
Original post by Hype en Ecosse
I included a "noparse" tag, so that you'd see the code instead of the spoiler tag. You copy&pasted, taking the noparse tag with you, so messed it up.
Take out that tag; you only want the spoiler one. Type it out instead of being lazy. :tongue:


But the app showed the spoiler button!
No in the PC there's no spoiler button, but the code itself.

I was right. The app is weird.
There were these 3 guys. They were named Shutup, Manners and Poop. Manners was picking up Poop from school. Shutup got pulled over by a cop. The cop said "Whats your name sir?" "Shutup." "Whats your name?" "Shutup." "Whats your name?" "Shutup." "Wheres your manners boy?" "Over there picking up Poop."
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Reply 70
Did you hear about the scarecrow that won the nobel prize?

Spoiler



What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Spoiler

George Osborne
Reply 72
Who do you call a guy with six toes in each foot?

Spoiler

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Rick Astley will lend you any DVD from his Pixar collection
But he's never gonna give you up


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Where does bad light go?

To a prism.
Where do you put a three-legged horse?

In an unstable

:biggrin:
What do you call a dinosaur with diarrhoea?

A mega-sore-ass

Badum t'sh! :biggrin:

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk in to a bar.

The Barman says "is this some kind of a joke?"
Reply 78
Original post by minthumbugs
I'd tell a joke about CFCs but it would ruin the atmosphere.


Haha, this one was extra funny cos I'm pleased I understand it!!
Original post by Nice.Guy
Haha, this one was extra funny cos I'm pleased I understand it!!


We have loads of science jokes stuck on the door in our class rooms, there has to be something good about taking chemistry!

I have a job selling helium balloons. It's a noble profession.

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