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  1. silence's Avatar
    1 14-05-2006  17:22
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    i just got ejaculated on
    the straw got stuck in my 5 alive carton. i was sucking so hard and lost control.. it just went all over me, my desk and laptop. ah.
  2. slackerbeeatch's Avatar
    2 14-05-2006  17:28
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    Re: i just got ejaculated on
    um. sorry but i just laughed out loud. now my flatmate is looking at me funny. i aint gonna tell her why.

    but, er, unlucky

    hope it all works out for you
  3. dimexi's Avatar
    3 14-05-2006  17:32
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    Re: i just got ejaculated on
    How original :rolleyes: :p:
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    4 14-05-2006  17:40
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    Re: i just got ejaculated on
    Post in H&R - there's a small chance you might be pregnant.
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    5 14-05-2006  17:41
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    Re: i just got ejaculated on
    (Original post by englishstudent)
    Post in H&R - there's a small chance you might be pregnant.
    hahahah!
  6. Ziggy Stardust's Avatar
    6 14-05-2006  17:43
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    Re: i just got ejaculated on
    Don't worry - it's just a protein stain.
  7. Alpott's Avatar
    7 14-05-2006  17:43
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    Re: i just got ejaculated on
    And a bit of citric acid
  8. Shake 'n Bake's Avatar
    8 14-05-2006  17:47
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    Re: i just got ejaculated on
    You should've used the withdrawl method
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    9 14-05-2006  18:03
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    Re: i just got ejaculated on
    Or a protective lubricated sheath.
  10. trixx's Avatar
    10 14-05-2006  18:45
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    Re: i just got ejaculated on
    Basically from now on you need to where a condom on your head. But remember to take it off before you go out or you might get called a d++khead.
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