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i just got ejaculated on

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    the straw got stuck in my 5 alive carton. i was sucking so hard and lost control.. it just went all over me, my desk and laptop. ah.
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    um. sorry but i just laughed out loud. now my flatmate is looking at me funny. i aint gonna tell her why.

    but, er, unlucky

    hope it all works out for you
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    How original :rolleyes: :p:
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    Post in H&R - there's a small chance you might be pregnant.
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    (Original post by englishstudent)
    Post in H&R - there's a small chance you might be pregnant.
    hahahah!
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    Don't worry - it's just a protein stain.
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    And a bit of citric acid
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    You should've used the withdrawl method
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    Or a protective lubricated sheath.
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    Basically from now on you need to where a condom on your head. But remember to take it off before you go out or you might get called a d++khead.

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