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Easiest ways to get laid?

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    Basically, I'm 17 (male) and very horny, and I'm wondering how I could get laid. Clubs and things have been known to have a lot of sex, and so have festivals, but other than prostitution, and obviously having a girlfriend, how can I get laid? Where can I go at my age?


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    (Original post by Enthusiastic A)
    Basically, I'm 17 (male) and very horny, and I'm wondering how I could get laid. Clubs and things have been known to have a lot of sex, and so have festivals, but other than prostitution, and obviously having a girlfriend, how can I get laid? Where can I go at my age?


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    Would have to be house parties at your age, get to know some people at college/ throw one your self.
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    Pay a prostitute.
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    Is every under 18 just overly horny these days or is it just TSR?
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    be attractive
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    (Original post by pizzle223)
    Pay a prostitute.
    HAHAHA.:')


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    When in doubt, whip it out.
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    (Original post by siwelmail)
    Is every under 18 just overly horny these days or is it just TSR?
    I'd say most people.


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    Become a brick.
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    just get yourself out there... talk to random people you never would have b4
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    Fall in love


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    (Original post by Enthusiastic A)
    I'd say most people.


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    You can't talk for everyone though
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    Lift.
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    The more you want it, the less likely you'll get it.
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    Here's a harpoon:

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    Now go find a fatty.
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    Find another horny girl in dating site and go for a walk with her and then...
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    (Original post by PopDaRouge)
    Lift.
    We have a winner!
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    Get a chicken.
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    You should only put your sausage in their mash when you really love someone.
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    (Original post by Enthusiastic A)
    Basically, I'm 17 (male) and very horny, and I'm wondering how I could get laid. Clubs and things have been known to have a lot of sex, and so have festivals, but other than prostitution, and obviously having a girlfriend, how can I get laid? Where can I go at my age?


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    OP, I think you and this other OP in this thread should get together

    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show....php?t=2288964
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