What would you do if you could change sex for the day?

I'd want nice big bambi eyes, wear lots of make-up and have spectacular tits. I'd lay jelly and ice cream on them, and haven given myself a neck like a gazelle I'd make a buffet on my tits every single day. The objects I'd shove up myself would never end. No size or shape would be too much. I'd ride the thickest cock till I burst and dyke it up every other day. I'd develop a girlish giggle, have long flowing tresses and drag my bleeding pussy along a shopping mall floor and paint the town red.

I'd probably wake up with a hard on, walk up and down the stairs and give peeing a go (with the hard on - I hear these tasks are pretty difficult)...

I'd probably wake up with a hard on, walk up and down the stairs and give peeing a go (with the hard on - I hear these tasks are pretty difficult)

When I got home I'd punch myself in the balls - to see what all the comotion is about.

...and find myself a girl to have sex with.

I would have sex with both a guy and a girl. Totally. Because I would never get to do that ever again as a guy.

And I'd pee standing up. A lot.

And walk around shirtless.

I'd probably wake up with a hard on, walk up and down the stairs and give peeing a go (with the hard on - I hear these tasks are pretty difficult), I'd then spend the rest of the morning getting off. About lunch time I'd get a haircut and go shopping for guy clothes and boxers. When I got home I'd punch myself in the balls - to see what all the comotion is about. I'd spend the afternoon recovering. In the evening I'd go out clubbing, drink beer and find myself a girl to have sex with.

When I got home I'd punch myself in the balls - to see what all the comotion is about.

You rang.