[Politricks]

(Original post by Khodu)
Aww, what part of Bd are you from? Don't worry, just try and speak it to your parents. You don't want to lose the language for the next generation.

You've got 10 years! LOL jk, don't sweat... well maximum anyway. I had marriage proposal people round today for my sister, just the grooms mum, unofficial. It's a marriage CV, has the groom's name, dob, location, height, education, employment, family background (where in bd and sibling info) then two pics lol, one standing and one sitting. (strictly no graduation pics) lol... you're talking to a pro here. Many weddings recently and my mum hooks people up too lol.... But you're defo right, arranged or strictly formal ftw.

I try, still making progress, slowly My parents originate from Dhaka, and they were originally from the Barisal district. What about you? I assume you're from Sylhet? Most of the Bengalis I see in England are Sylheti, I can't speak Bengali with them because Sylheti is slightly different.

When I went to Bangladesh last year, my uncle was getting married, and one girl's family sent a marriage CV by e-mail, when I looked at it, I said to everyone, "it looks like a job application, except it's for marriage", then I laughed because I found it weird at the time, and expected everybody else to find it funny, but everybody else around me was looking at me with a blank face, and that was a bit awkward, that's when I realised this is actually a norm. I knew about Asian parents asking about qualifications and so on... but I didn't know they actually wrote marriage CVs until then. In the CV it talked about the qualifications of the girl's brothers, sisters and parents as if they were going to get married to my uncle too

[M.R.]

(Original post by Khodu)
Aww, what part of Bd are you from? Don't worry, just try and speak it to your parents. You don't want to lose the language for the next generation.

You've got 10 years! LOL jk, don't sweat... well maximum anyway. I had marriage proposal people round today for my sister, just the grooms mum, unofficial. It's a marriage CV, has the groom's name, dob, location, height, education, employment, family background (where in bd and sibling info) then two pics lol, one standing and one sitting. (strictly no graduation pics) lol... you're talking to a pro here. Many weddings recently and my mum hooks people up too lol.... But you're defo right, arranged or strictly formal ftw.


LOL! Ya mahboodh haha, ya reh bhai! How did you that video picture thing, ami hika lagboh! Itha killa koron?

Omg, the bath thing is soooooooooooooooo bad! Damn shower curtains are just adding scary thoughts to my mind!

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lol... a bit too clean and sheen for me tbh...

The video and edittd instrumental...

oh the video is pretty boring tbh i like the music

[M.R.]

(Original post by DontJudge)
Haha, that’s the border of Dhaka isn’t it? And you speak dakhai..or is it slightly different...?




I only think about people who are important to me.
Oh gosh, no Iqbaal i’m in control of my own dreams.
I told you i’m experienced, do i need to give you the talk tho?

I’m not ....just telling the truth. Syleti’s can be more funnier because of the way the language is.

Wat u talkin bout man, am from the north inneh, so London accents bare different to ours, but the east London street accent is the don!
THATS NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!

That’s the current state it is at now.




wtff...i thought u were a girl alll this time...why did u decieve me man...
Put your gender up inneh!
nah psychology aint for girls, thats just sexist...
well not really the brain lateralisation suggests the majority of females have the right side of the brain more active, which is more psychology related.

Yer i know but during your replies you should like get on with some work inneh, thats what they do.
trust me he likes fish deep down inside, ask him 'do you like futki, i've tasted it once proper sweet' trust


ohh sick northerner put it there bro, manz is from a similar place!





Omg same with the leg thing,,, ma other sis kept scaring me saying don’t stik ur leg out.....
The wrost was wen that thing grabbed her and dragged her from the floor to the stairs..
Or wen she just stands...thats soo creepy....

I wanted a happy ending

But its kind aaddictive..i wnna watch 2 and 3 now.. ahah.


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nah quite further to dhaka, in the southern part of the country, we have our own BPL team . they have a different dialect than dhakais that's for sure

[Ayesha1234]

(Original post by DontJudge)
Your mangi husbands gonna have hundred warts near his belly button , which will make you appreciate Trey’s belly button .
Why we talking about belly buttons?

This is the only white guy I find good looking tbh.

It’s all about the swag

Hiya

Hmm...he's alright but I'm not attracted to white guys tbh. And no he wont, I'll be sure to check before I get married

[DontJudge]

(Original post by LowRider)
that sounds bad. We're not rich my dads worked in here for years in a typical asian job trying to make something for his family he's worked himself up but we're not super rich. He decided it was better for us and them to move to a nice area as all parents want to do so I went to school in a white area.

Most my friends were from mosque so I guess I was never exposed to that side and at uni I tend to chill with like mind people not those who go clubbing etc.

But surely those who take drugs, go drinkings do shaytaani things with girls are coconuts.

Masha’allah brother.
Around what age were you when you moved to this area?

The topi boys are the worst here! Cos they 'pretend' to be good, when really they be shaggin girls more time than they read their namaz. (sorry if that's too explicit for you)

In university it's a dating agency, so i hear, and the library is like their very own shaadi.com.

True, but they see themselves are 'proper asians man'

(Original post by Iqbal007)
Thanks, but i dont do hugs with girls sorry
ur going kinda of hyper u no

so ur an agony aunt now but arent they old
yh or left at the wedding hall looooool jk

i've never noticed to be honest, i always saw Dhakai as faster...
u no the expatriates r mainly Syhleti and we send money back, he wants some -_-

i tink u need to sit down and like chill, cos im in uni doing work on my bday -_-
u mean the soft sponge thing.....u said u were petite before..so that would mean u cudnt hurt me Boxing means loads of physically body work, like loads....
Well Weddings are supposed to be segregated, so you can, like in Afghanistan girls were low cut tops, etc

Name your wavelength and thats the one im on

Oh trust me, you would wanna hug me, haram or halal!
Shame you didn’t make the most of it. I’m back to my normal mode now.

Oh dear, agony aunt is someone you tell all your problems to and ask for advice.

I’ll be honest there's probably like 1 Dakhai family up here.
That’s because we need to give money to back home, because Syleti’s tend to be living in poorer conditions that Dakhais.

Standard asian way of partying.
Well the best fighters are the smallest ones, because we’re quick on our feet.
Ohh yeh lol the arabs are next level, slag one minute and hijabi the other.
Wait..hang on a second so you’re saying your idea of ‘beauty’ is wearing low cut tops Achaa..i see, so that's the real reason you like Arab girls

I like this wavelength

(Original post by Khodu)

LOL! Ya mahboodh haha, ya reh bhai! How did you that video picture thing, ami hika lagboh! Itha killa koron?

Omg, the bath thing is soooooooooooooooo bad! Damn shower curtains are just adding scary thoughts to my mind!

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lol... a bit too clean and sheen for me tbh...

Have you watched any of the Saw horror movies, they're alright..

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Ohh so you like em dirrttaayyy ...achaaa i see..

Although he's not clean and sheen there
He's rough and tough

This guy will explain it fow yaa, he's the techy of the thread.

(Original post by zxh800)
xx

Oii you, please may you explain how to get those animated images to Khodu, Cos you explain it better than me

Thanks xx

(Original post by M.R.)
nah quite further to dhaka, in the southern part of the country, we have our own BPL team . they have a different dialect than dhakais that's for sure

What your BPL team called? Omg the Dakhai's won BPL and the syleti team only won two games, then we got kicked out....

How do you think the Dakhai and Syleti language differs?

(Original post by Ayesha1234)
Hiya

Hmm...he's alright but I'm not attracted to white guys tbh. And no he wont, I'll be sure to check before I get married

Hey
Yeh i know it's all about the khala guys trust . Channing tatum is a bit too clean shaven there for my likings.

Lol yeah just make sure you say in front of the in laws to your going-to-be-husband, 'may i request to see your belly button?', and they'll just be like 'ni88a wot!'

[M.R.]

(Original post by DontJudge)
Masha’allah brother.
Around what age were you when you moved to this area?

The topi boys are the worst here! Cos they 'pretend' to be good, when really they be shaggin girls more time than they read their namaz. (sorry if that's too explicit for you)

In university it's a dating agency, so i hear, and the library is like their very own shaadi.com.

True, but they see themselves are 'proper asians man'




Oh trust me, you would wanna hug me, haram or halal!
Shame you didn’t make the most of it. I’m back to my normal mode now.

Oh dear, agony aunt is someone you tell all your problems to and ask for advice.

I’ll be honest there's probably like 1 Dakhai family up here.
That’s because we need to give money to back home, because Syleti’s tend to be living in poorer conditions that Dakhais.

Standard asian way of partying.
Well the best fighters are the smallest ones, because we’re quick on our feet.
Ohh yeh lol the arabs are next level, slag one minute and hijabi the other.
Wait..hang on a second so you’re saying your idea of ‘beauty’ is wearing low cut tops Achaa..i see, so that's the real reason you like Arab girls

I like this wavelength



Have you watched any of the Saw horror movies, they're alright..

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Ohh so you like em dirrttaayyy ...achaaa i see..

Although he's not clean and sheen there
He's rough and tough

This guy will explain it fow yaa, he's the techy of the thread.

Oii you, please may you explain how to get those animated images to Khodu, Cos you explain it better than me

Thanks xx



What your BPL team called? Omg the Dakhai's won BPL and the syleti team only won two games, then we got kicked out....

How do you think the Dakhai and Syleti language differs?




Hey
Yeh i know it's all about the khala guys trust . Channing tatum is a bit too clean shaven there for my likings.

Lol yeah just make sure you say in front of the in laws to your going-to-be-husband, 'may i request to see your belly button?', and they'll just be like 'ni88a wot!'

chittagong kings, i'll have you know that the owner of the team is my relative , i don't know sylheti sound wayy different than the usual bangla/dhaka dialect, and chittagong dialect apparently has some east asian words lol. why do you keep talking about sylheti vs dhakai

[zxh800]

(Original post by Khodu)
LOL! Ya mahboodh haha, ya reh bhai! How did you that video picture thing?

Put into google the type of image you want and then add the word "gif" at the end. For example, if I wanted a moving image of someone clapping I would search "clap gif" and then look on google images. Once you find the image you want, click on it and then right click on the image and on Chrome it gives me the option to copy url. You then use the url on TSR. I remember on firefox that you can right click on the image and click "view image" which will then take you to a page with just the image. From there you can copy the url from the address bar.

And a second example (basically an excuse to pull out a certain gif) would be searching "Nicolas Cage laugh gif" if I wanted an image of Nicolas Cage laughing... like below:

[Khodu]

(Original post by zxh800)


Put into google the type of image you want and then add the word "gif" at the end. For example, if I wanted a moving image of someone clapping I would search "clap gif" and then look on google images. Once you find the image you want, click on it and then right click on the image and on Chrome it gives me the option to copy url. You then use the url on TSR. I remember on firefox that you can right click on the image and click "view image" which will then take you to a page with just the image. From there you can copy the url from the address bar.

And a second example (basically an excuse to pull out a certain gif) would be searching "Nicolas Cage laugh gif" if I wanted an image of Nicolas Cage laughing... like below:

wow mA, I feel so old now... When I'm not high on Carrot Halwa I will defo try this out...

(Original post by DontJudge)
Have you watched any of the Saw horror movies, they're alright..

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Ohh so you like em dirrttaayyy ...achaaa i see..

Although he's not clean and sheen there
He's rough and tough

I don't do scary films man, I thought you would've clocked on by now!

and erm...

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if you say so

(Original post by M.R.)
oh the video is pretty boring tbh i like the music

I worked hard on that video! lol not really, but still ..

(Original post by Politricks)
I try, still making progress, slowly My parents originate from Dhaka, and they were originally from the Barisal district. What about you? I assume you're from Sylhet? Most of the Bengalis I see in England are Sylheti, I can't speak Bengali with them because Sylheti is slightly different.

When I went to Bangladesh last year, my uncle was getting married, and one girl's family sent a marriage CV by e-mail, when I looked at it, I said to everyone, "it looks like a job application, except it's for marriage", then I laughed because I found it weird at the time, and expected everybody else to find it funny, but everybody else around me was looking at me with a blank face, and that was a bit awkward, that's when I realised this is actually a norm. I knew about Asian parents asking about qualifications and so on... but I didn't know they actually wrote marriage CVs until then. In the CV it talked about the qualifications of the girl's brothers, sisters and parents as if they were going to get married to my uncle too

Oh shucks, noone told your uncle... he got married to them too! lol, good you found out now! CVs are the new ting, well as well as singlemuslim.com lol... but that's another story!

Well I'm Sylheti but my dad made us all learn how to read, write and speak Shudo basha lol. Barisal district... I think I met someone recently who was originally from there in some networking event. Do you understand Sylheti?

[Khodu]

(Original post by zxh800)
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yayyyyy I learnt it... lol thanks. How's it going anyway? Haven't spoken to you in ages.

[Ayesha1234]

(Original post by DontJudge)
Hey
Yeh i know it's all about the khala guys trust . Channing tatum is a bit too clean shaven there for my likings.

Lol yeah just make sure you say in front of the in laws to your going-to-be-husband, 'may i request to see your belly button?', and they'll just be like 'ni88a wot!'

Haha, not even khala guys...has to be a Bangali

Lol yeah that's creepy, but that belly button was huge, I'm sure it'd stick out through a sweater. If I see a bump then I'll know to say no

[Politricks]

(Original post by Khodu)
I worked hard on that video! lol not really, but still ..



Oh shucks, noone told your uncle... he got married to them too! lol, good you found out now! CVs are the new ting, well as well as singlemuslim.com lol... but that's another story!

Well I'm Sylheti but my dad made us all learn how to read, write and speak Shudo basha lol. Barisal district... I think I met someone recently who was originally from there in some networking event. Do you understand Sylheti?

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There are some Sylheti sentences which I understand, and others which I don't. I don't know how much sylheti somebody fluent in shudo basha can understand, how much shudo basha would a Sylheti person understand?

Oh my God....singlemuslim.com lol, that website and their cheesy adverts are taking over the internet!

Have you ever been to Dhaka when you went to Bangladesh? There's a huge shopping mall over there, It's 7 or 8 stories high, and the mall looks amazing, Bangladesh has really progressed in such a small amount of time, but there's still a lot more which needs to be done.

[shoaib2012]

Bengali girls find Pakistani guys hottest because we're fitter, taller and have better facial features. It's the harsh reality. Many Bengali girls i've dated have told me this.
Bengali guys are better looking than Indians for sure. I know no Pakistani or Bengali girl who would ever date an Indian guy not just because of religion but because they're not seen objectively as attractive as us. They might date white guys but not asians especially indians. Pakistanis are not the same as Indians and Bengalis. We are taller and stronger, more charming and have better dress sense on average. I know it's harsh but it's the truth. We are taller, better built and have better complexion. I have dated many Indian, Bengali and White women and asked them what they think and they echo my sentiments.

[Khodu]

(Original post by Politricks)

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There are some Sylheti sentences which I understand, and others which I don't. I don't know how much sylheti somebody fluent in shudo basha can understand, how much shudo basha would a Sylheti person understand?

Oh my God....singlemuslim.com lol, that website and their cheesy adverts are taking over the internet!

Have you ever been to Dhaka when you went to Bangladesh? There's a huge shopping mall over there, It's 7 or 8 stories high, and the mall looks amazing, Bangladesh has really progressed in such a small amount of time, but there's still a lot more which needs to be done.

Oh man I got so happy, thinking I won a prize. Thank you,

Erm, I think I understand most shudo but would definitely struggle with some sentences lol. So probably the same vice versa?
LOL............................. .That's all I will say about that website, however I have some family members who have met through that and are aH very happy lol.

Whenever my family or me are there, we normally stay 50 50 Dhaka and Sylhet. New Arambag, ring any bells lol? I'm always skyping my Nana and Mamas there... I had so much fun in Dhaka last time I went, (yikes around 4 years ago!) I bought so many text books too lol.

[Khodu]

(Original post by shoaib2012)
Bengali girls find Pakistani guys hottest because we're fitter, taller and have better facial features. It's the harsh reality. Many Bengali girls i've dated have told me this.
Bengali guys are better looking than Indians for sure. I know no Pakistani or Bengali girl who would ever date an Indian guy not just because of religion but because they're not seen objectively as attractive as us. They might date white guys but not asians especially indians. Pakistanis are not the same as Indians and Bengalis. We are taller and stronger, more charming and have better dress sense on average. I know it's harsh but it's the truth. We are taller, better built and have better complexion. I have dated many Indian, Bengali and White women and asked them what they think and they echo my sentiments.

Run before I throw my Roti Hutki at you.

[shoaib2012]

(Original post by DontJudge)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLllllllLL


i fot your IP address was blocked




and with skin, i like darker guys, so...

I'm new to TSR so i doubt it

Well you must be the exception to the rule because most Bengali and Indian
girls prefer us.

http://reformistani.wordpress.com/20...pakistani-men/

I'll find a Bengali relevant article soon
If you had to choose between an Indian and a Pakistani, you would choose Pakistani without doubt.

[shoaib2012]

(Original post by Khodu)
Run before I throw my Roti Hutki at you.

You know you can't resist me. It always started fiercely with my past Bengali gfs There were many things my Bengali gfs liked about me.

[Khodu]

(Original post by shoaib2012)
You know you can't resist me. It always started fiercely with my past Bengali gfs There were many things my Bengali gfs liked about me.

... what a load of BS... nice try in trying to start something off lol... Unga gadha.

[shoaib2012]

(Original post by Khodu)
... what a load of BS... nice try in trying to start something off lol... Unga gadha.

It's ok if you're in denial about the truth. It happens. My bengali gf really liked it when i said ami tomake bhalobashi to her

[shoaib2012]

(Original post by DontJudge)
Sure you're new to TSR
I know exactly who you are mister, but don't worry i'll be all chup for you

Actually it ainn't about the race, there are all goodlooking and ugly in a race. There are some fitter bengi's than there are of paki's. And there are some fit paki's than there are of bengi's.

Lol stop telling me what i prefer, i'm telling you i prefer khala guys.Both indians and paki'z are curry eaters, i'm sick of them both tbh!

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I'm new to TSR and was looking at some of the stuff here and wanted to post my opinions.

I'm talking about Asians. I know all Asian girls like some African sometimes. There are fitter Pakis than bengalis. Bengalis are hotter than Indians. I'll give you that. I'm sure there are lots of khala Pakis to your taste.

I'm sick of Indians as well. And Not all pakistanis eat curry.

I miss my days with my Bengali gf. Now she's been all set up with her Bengali arranged match but i made sure i preserved her you know what She still has fond memorie of me till this day

[shoaib2012]

(Original post by DontJudge)
Please do not tell me you are who i think you are....
cos you're acting like a bastard!


go take your horny self somewhere else
and dont talk to me.

Aww did i upset you? I'm sorry. I was just talking about ex Bengali gf and this is a Bengali thread. Are you against Paki/Bengali relationships?