yup u wudnt coz basically, man dunt even knw how to articulate ur self, dats y.
u probz gna fail all ur alvls init, cos u speek mangi english.
in orda to hav gd english, u g2 liv in dis cuntry init, lyk my self, my english iz so good compard 2 urs.
Then Rawwwrrrrrr
That’s tall for a Bengali.
Although it seems like every time you tell me your height, you seemed to have grown an inch each time.
Having more fish, for growth and protein eyyy?
But no one can beat Iqbaal
The man who created the definition of sexual selection!
I told ya, I won’t accept!
I got 5 pending friendship requests.
Societies construct derogitizes people who are a loner, even though, there is nothing wrong with it.
Go to gym init as well, and tone up in certain area’s so you’re better at sport!
You only play basketball, that’s not ‘sportssssss’. That’s only one.
Shall i take a picture of my laptop for you, you mdfker, it’s all broken, i’m not even jowking. The screen keeps coming off, the buttons are half gone. It’s not even mine, i have to share, i’ve had it for 4years. And it’s a huge gigantic titanic, which is not even portable (which defeats the whole purpose of it being a laptop). And you have to always have the charger in, other wise it shuts off. Now what mdfker?! Say suttin say suttin!
London is posh, have you heard your accents ffs?!
You even heard my accent, on the phone init
Bare novern and that.
Don't worry, it's normal. The amount of times, I've got angry through someone on net, is hard to count on fingers.
I feel rather stupid for it at first, since I think, this is just virtual. But at the same time, they are real people, saying real things, so it is justified
Lol, standard barriers, spontaneous situations, that I always have to face, during my revision/exams.
Which I'm sure, alot of other people also get. The best way to deal with it, is to work around the problem.
So what I used to do is, I used to wake up at 3am and revise until 11am, since that was the most quietest time I could get.
Although it was more difficult, there's not much you could do really!
The food is soo baaaard maan, yet sooo goood.
But it's bad cos, you haven't ate all day, and your stomachs empty, and then you're filling it up with oily food.
Manz was tryna introduce them greens to me mam the other day, she was like 'itta noon, buttar, arr morees lageh!'. Kills, the whole concept of it being healthy!
Well, just be glad you've got the links! It's difficult to get job these days, and the only way you can gain one ASAP, is through links.
Yep, i've done administration before, I despise the office culture the most, and the fact that you're not very active. Although I was rather good at me job
FiLing, takes greaaatt skill.
Oh my god, I get **** scared, when something like that happens to me.
Stalkers are just psychotic freaks!
You got a detention?
You shoulda said ‘there was this psychotic mandem stalking me!’
He won’t remember, cos he probs does it to soo many girls, that he forgets faces, the freak.
Why did he get excluded?
Just say ‘Where and when?’
Lol, just play em back.
Aight aight fam, i’m listing these qualities you like in men.
What else you like, just tell me init
I’ll find you the perfect man!
I will, trust me, they don’t call me the Love Guru for no reason!
And I can’t believe you tried to beat me at my own game
Loool allow the chemistry, I’m going to get you a man, so you can create some biology
Can’t wait!